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truck in a dress

a mannish, squat-bodied, women of large stature who wears frilly, feminine dresses (sometimes against their will) to funerals weddings. Often sporting a short hairsyle, lesbianism assumed.
Check out that truck in a dress at the punch bowl!
by Steven Herraiz January 30, 2008
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three-point dress

An extremely short, form-fitting low-cut dress that accentuates a woman's tits, legs and ass.
You know Susan, that "quiet" woman from Accounting? I saw here out clubbing Friday night, and she was wearing an ultra-slutty three-point dress. Fuck, was a great body!
by Classy Trashy October 15, 2017
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dressed to kill

Dressed, as in, such a fashion to look impressive enough, for someone to compliment someone (usually a Man compliments the lady, on this situation) "if looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction"
wow, Celeste, even though this is a semi-formal, you're dressed to kill, babe!
by Allen June 17, 2006
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dress down

1. to dress less formally than normal at work or a gathering

2. to reprimand
How much are you going to dress down at the party?
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Forrest Gump in a dress

A certain ex-Govorner from Alaska that has a very low IQ.
Allison: "I can't believe Sarah Palin is really the Republican hope for 2012...she is Forrest Gump in a dress!"
Kris: "You betcha!"
by Silver Wear March 20, 2010
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Chicken bucket dress

A dress that shows off your titties and leg, aka your breasts and thighs
I saw Willam wearing a chicken bucket dress at her show yesterday. Bitch's look was on fleek
by mikeyminaj June 6, 2015
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The Dress

A dress that is Blue and Black, NOT white and gold. Not that it fucking matters. Maybe your eyes would perceive the dress as being white and gold if you are color blind or if your eyes are adjusting from bright to dark settings or if you mess around with its colors in an image editor just to be a dick. But the point is, people are homeless and starving and football players beat their girlfriends and ISIS beheads people, so who fucking cares about hash-tag the dress.
7 Ways the Internet Click-Baited Me Into Looking at The Dress--Number 4 Will Blow Your Mind!
by Noaa February 27, 2015
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