Automatic Freedom Dispenser

Synonym for gun

He held up his assault rifle and said, "I call it an automatic freedom dispenser."

by aeouhtns November 9, 2011

Dispect

The state of not being regarded with honor or esteem.

I have great dispect for her judgment.

I dispect you.

by Kris Walsh May 19, 2008

Human Pez Dispenser

To cut someones throat in such a way as to make their head fall back like a pez dispenser.

OJ got pissed and turned Nicole into a human pez dispenser!

by Trinacria January 16, 2009

shit dispenser

it is a bunghole;asshole; chocolate factory

tootie- dude i got to shit

chup- me too, my shit dispenser is broken tho it keeps leakin

by chupchup November 13, 2006

Perez Dispenser

A pseudo-paparazzi wannabe who simply regurgitates all online informational gossip there is to know about a high-profile celebrity.

"Oh my God! Last night, Jason was looking to be the center of attention last night at the club. In his failed attempt to become an in-crowd member, he simply told us everything about Lindsay Lohan that we already knew. He's such a Perez Dispenser!"

by The Veuve Clicquot Coalition March 2, 2009

Japanese Candy Dispenser

Where you stick gumballs up an Asian chick's snatch and fish them out with your tongue.

"Yeah I did a Japanese Candy Dispenser to that one Asian Chick last night. Getting those gumballs out was hard."

by Funtimesnumber1 November 20, 2011

Pez Dispensing

When a female stores fish into her vaginal canal and then goes to a public water facility to birth them so all can see. This term comes from the Spanish word "pez" which means fish and then the English word "dispenser" which means "one that dispenses or gives out."

"Hey I got a picture of Tina Pez Dispensing yesterday. It was insane"

by deltahippo95 March 18, 2014