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diploma

(noun) - Obtained through educational courses, can be used to escape the ghetto if obtained at a school of higher learning (trade school, community college, college, university).
"dawg yall wanna C my GED?"

"No, I have a graduation ceremony to attend, at which I'll receive my diploma."

"wurd"
by JJ OJ April 21, 2010
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Diplomatic Immunity

A truly baffling and retarded rule that essentially means that as long as you're a diplomat you can get away with really anything. A source of irritation for New Yorkers due to UN diplomats incredible inability to park.

Sometimes if a diplomat has been accused of a serious crime such as rape or murder the diplomats country will either waive his immunity or send him home to be tried there. This however doesn't happen nearly as often as it should and many people get away with literally murder.

Diplomatic immunity can only be revoked by the diplomats country or Danny Glover
Diplomatic immunity proves diplomats don't have to live by the law. Look at the Wikipedia page and see how many assholes have gotten away with crimes we'd all be doing life for.
by Jltdkllr October 15, 2011
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diplomacy

The ability to be able to say "Good dog" while reaching for a beat-down stick
"That's cruel!"
"No, that's diplomacy."
by Anonymous June 30, 2003
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dimples

1)one of the most attractive things on a guy.
2)makes people look amazingly cute when they smile.
3)something that captivates a girl if on a guy.
1) Sam looks hot with his dimples
2) "Hattie's got such a cute smile."

"That's because she has dimples."
3) "What do you like most about Ben's face?"

"His dimples, i find them attractive."
by <3ScoutingForGirls<3 January 17, 2013
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Diplomacy

An awesome Avalon-Hill board game of strategy, tactics, negotiation, and (best of all) backstabbing.

Players play any one of 7 pre-WWI European countries and try to take over the rest. Gameplay can be best described as a cross between Risk and chess. Risk, because of the map-based, multi-player world domination aspect, chess, because the strategies are complex even though the rules may be simple. In addition, like chess, Diplomacy is the only other board game with popularity in the play-by-mail or play-by-email form.
A backstab is often abbreviated as "stab."
Player 1: What'd you do that for!? I thought we agreed to DMZ the English Channel!
Player 2: All is fair in love, war and Diplomacy.
by moskatoe June 29, 2008
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dimlo

Reffering to a thick/stupid person or a thick/stupid act. Usually used in Cheltenham in a slightly chavvy accent.
"He's a fucking dimlo prick isn't he?"
(Actually said; 'Ee's a fockin dimlo prak anee?')
by David Masson January 13, 2007
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facebook diplomacy

"Facebook diplomacy" is so called because it is, like real diplomacy, the building and maintaining of relationships, except it is done with facebook instead of in person, over the phone, or using any other traditional means of communication. Facebook diplomacy usually consists mostly of exchanging wall posts with other people.

Unfortunately, given that the nature of facebook is devoid of meaningful substance, facebook diplomacy is often just useless banter and/or not thought out or cohesive. A person might have a lot of facebook diplomacy with an acquaintance that they don't really know, which will often boil down to an essence of nothing more than "what's up?"
College student: "Man, I've got eighteen new wall posts, I've got some serious facebook diplomacy to conduct."

College student: "That girl from class just friended me. She seems cool, I think I'll do some facebook diplomacy and get to know her a little."
by Mister Big Words January 11, 2009
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