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flashlight detective

A security guard; a mall cop. The only weapon they have besides a phone.
I was at the mall, then the flashlight detectives bitched at me for loitering.
by Alejandro Fernandez August 24, 2018
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Porn Detective

Someone who uses all their internet sleuthing abilities in order to find the source of a particular pornographic image or clip. Google search, reverse image search, questioning discord and reddit users, freeze framing to check out on-screen text, cross referencing screenshots of the model in question with a database of similar looking models until he finds a match, nothing is out of the question when you're horny and trying to get off. This is the dude that should have been working at the NSA to find Bin Laden, but instead he's trying to find the name of the porn star he just watched get gangbanged.

Imagine a dude from CSI, except instead of looking for a murderer, he's zooming into a washed out watermark in the corner of a :03 second .gif in order to find out the source of the porn he wants to jack off to.
Jim: "God damn that was a hot clip. Who was that?
Michael: "No idea. Just found it while browsing reddit. Send it to Kyle, he's a real porn detective. If he's horny, He'll find the source in less than an hour."
by Atsumi Saiki December 9, 2021
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Ghost tricks: Phantom Detective

A game so underrated, that it didn’t have a definition on urban dictionary until now. If you haven’t heard of it, and chances are you haven’t, stop whatever your doing and buy it or watch the 9 hour gameplay on YouTube. It deserves a higher place in pop culture. Created in 2011 by Capcom, this game was overshadowed by it’s sibling, Ace Attorney. You play as Sissel, a recently deceased spirit who wakes up with no memory and powers of the dead. These powers allow him to manifest objects and travel back in time 4 minutes before someone’s death to change their fate. The story slowly builds as Sissel seeks to find the reason for his death, and the truth of what happened.
I just finished Ghost tricks: Phantom Detective and it is a hidden Gem. What a twist, the main character was actually Redacted.
by udontknowmeidontknowu July 8, 2021
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Fuck mode deactivate

When your done having sex with a girl and she leaves so you move some furniture back to the way it was before preferably couch closer to tv to play video games on
Yo man you tryna game ?

Yes
But the couch is still on Fuck mode !
Oh shit fuck mode deactivate
by Mrdancodered94 November 21, 2020
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Pet Detective

The thrusting motion created when providing anal sex to another party. The term derives from a veterinarian providing a domesticated animal a rectal examination.
John: Hey man, when I went into your room yesterday, I saw you doing the Pet Detective on Emily.

James: Yeah. It's all in the arms.
by Civics March 30, 2012
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Deactivated

A person who has had sexual intercourse, but is no longer sexually "active." A person have not has sexual intercourse for at least six months to be considered "deactivated."
When filling out medical records you wonder where is the box referring to those who have not had sexual intercourse in so long the can't remember the last time. This is comparable for shoe shopping. You want to purchase the shoes, but you haven't used your credit card in so long it is now "deactivated"
by bisley January 15, 2009
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Detective Stormy

A procedure by which one inserts his nose into his or her partner's anus and inhales as he or she breaks wind. Also, the one who performs such an act. In honor of Paula Zahn.
"Oh, that Paula I'll be her detective stormy."
by Rich and Shep March 1, 2005
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