A person's lack of acknowledgment that they have excess facial hair above the lip area and require a shave.
by Poormansalmanac April 28, 2010
Get the Mustache Denial mug.A New York Yankee fan's inability to process, discuss or even defend their organization's ever-expanding, rediculously large payroll, and annual rape of the free agent market with bloated contract offers.
An average exchange:
Me - "Did you know Alex Rodriguez is worth as much as the Kansas City Royals?"
Joe - "I bet you's can't count to 27, can yuh?"
Me - "You do realize the Yankees out-spent the average MLB payroll by more than $113 million dollars this season?"
Joe - "Derek Jeter is gonna be president one day."
Me - "I'm sure anyone would be better than our current leader. You do realize the Yankees have produced the highest payroll in baseball 16 of the past 17 seasons?"
Joe - "That Ryan Zimmerman sure would look nice in pinstripes!"
Me - "Ugh..."
Joe - "I listen to 'Enter Sandman' before breakfast every morning."
Me - "Great song. You do realize the Yankees have the highest paid starters in the MLB at six different positions?"
Joe - "Start spreadin' the news!"
Me - "You, my man, are drenched in a case of Yankee Denial."
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Me - "Did you know Alex Rodriguez is worth as much as the Kansas City Royals?"
Joe - "I bet you's can't count to 27, can yuh?"
Me - "You do realize the Yankees out-spent the average MLB payroll by more than $113 million dollars this season?"
Joe - "Derek Jeter is gonna be president one day."
Me - "I'm sure anyone would be better than our current leader. You do realize the Yankees have produced the highest payroll in baseball 16 of the past 17 seasons?"
Joe - "That Ryan Zimmerman sure would look nice in pinstripes!"
Me - "Ugh..."
Joe - "I listen to 'Enter Sandman' before breakfast every morning."
Me - "Great song. You do realize the Yankees have the highest paid starters in the MLB at six different positions?"
Joe - "Start spreadin' the news!"
Me - "You, my man, are drenched in a case of Yankee Denial."
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If someone explicitly states, "I'm perfectly normal" when there has been no preceding accusation to the contrary--that's an example of Unprovoked Denial...kinda like "No Collusion" or "No Obstruction".
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