Rumpty dumpty

When your feet fly out from under you and you land on your ass and can't walk right afterwards.

She hit that ice and pulled a rumpty dumpty

by Osubjj September 27, 2021

Humpty Dumpty

Had sex

I just did the Humpty Dumpty

by Miles kay June 5, 2019

Dunkin' Dumpty

Also, "Dunkin' Brown." Fall onto one's own poop after excrement. First recorded in 2022, this term originally had the literal meaning of “dipping into poop.” The current everyday usage, however, transfers any physical fall to various kinds of poop or vomit.

As in Ryno dunkin' dumpty himself right after I let him out in the backyard, or I don't know what to do, Caleb just dunkin' browned himself in the bathroom.

by F. Jonas May 14, 2022

Shumpty Dumpty

This guys is an eggy looking teacher and he teaches in LSC. He teaches everyone shit

Shumpty Dumpty shat on a wall

by Shum Egg October 24, 2023

Dumpty

A dumpty is a sweet and calm animal (most likely a dog but could be a rabbit or a gremlin in disguise). Dumptys are the sweetest animals in the world and they never bite, bark, or shred things because they are so calm. Dumptys love their master and are protective. They protect the house during the week when they sleep in the living room and they get rewarded with cuddle time on weekends for their good work.

Look at that sweet little dumpty! She sure does love her master.

by JustCallMeCute August 7, 2016

Humpty Dumpty

when a girls hot enough to hump, but her personality gets her dumped.

Humpty Dumpty sat on his balls, Humpty‘s big mouth went off the wall…all the ex-boyfriends and neighborhood men would never date humpty ever again.

by Shaggy6913 August 18, 2024

Comfy Dumpty

The act of completely disrobing prior to defecating. Layman’s terms: getting naked to take a shit.

Dude #1: “Did you make it to the toilet in time?“
Dude #2: “Yeah, even had enough time to get naked. Took a real Comfy Dumpty.”

by thesundancekidx October 10, 2020