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by Jaybirdinaustin November 15, 2011
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by Guy with No Life & 2 much time November 5, 2012
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Cooler Ranch Doritos which have an excessive amount of seasoning and flavouring to them.
There are usually a few chips in each bag at which are excessively covered in seasoning.
To most people these are the best because of their strong flavour and good taste.
These usually lead to benny havens.
Cooler Ranch Doritos which have an excessive amount of seasoning and flavouring to them.
There are usually a few chips in each bag at which are excessively covered in seasoning.
To most people these are the best because of their strong flavour and good taste.
These usually lead to benny havens.
Oh sick! I got another haven Dorito! These are so good! There's so much flavour to them and this bag has so many haven Doritos!
by MrJARichard March 12, 2010
Get the haven Doritos mug.To eat someone's Doritos is to make out with them, preferably directly after they have eaten Doritos. This includes the stinky Dorito breath and orange teeth. It is the equivalent of backwash, but with cheddar cheese tortilla chips. Eating ass may be more tolerable.
Girl 1: Ohmigod there's that guy you think is so hot.
Girl 2: Hnnnng, I'd love to eat his Doritos.
Girl 1: Ew, what does that mean?
Girl 2: Eating someone's Doritos means to make out with them even with their stinky Dorito breath and nasty teeth. I'd make out with him whenever and wherever, even if he had just eaten an entire party size bag of Doritos.
Girl 2: Hnnnng, I'd love to eat his Doritos.
Girl 1: Ew, what does that mean?
Girl 2: Eating someone's Doritos means to make out with them even with their stinky Dorito breath and nasty teeth. I'd make out with him whenever and wherever, even if he had just eaten an entire party size bag of Doritos.
by kiraskywalker July 8, 2016
Get the eating someone's doritos mug.- Occurs when someone sees something very obscure, such as a bag of Doritos, and experiences a moment of enlightenment, inspiration, or revelation
- Derived from when Gregory House, M.D. suddenly diagnoses a patient while not being in the same room space and usually when talking about trying to have sex with Dr. Lisa Cuddy with Dr. James Wilson, his only friend or when watching television and playing with his one red and blue ball
- Derived from when Gregory House, M.D. suddenly diagnoses a patient while not being in the same room space and usually when talking about trying to have sex with Dr. Lisa Cuddy with Dr. James Wilson, his only friend or when watching television and playing with his one red and blue ball
House and Wilson are walking down the hallway and Wilson comments on House's use of prostitutes. House is about to retort with a smartass comment when he realizes his patient has Trichomonas vaginalis, which is a Sexually Transmitted Disease. Wilson's comment involving prostitutes was House's, Bag of Doritos.
by Dr. Eric Foreskin February 19, 2009
Get the Bag of Doritos mug.1. The act of mixing hot fudge with feces and selling it to homeless people.
2. A woman taking a dump in a urinal.
2. A woman taking a dump in a urinal.
1. "Carl did some pelican doritos to that kind man over there."
2. "Jacqui was caught doing pelican Doritos again!"
2. "Jacqui was caught doing pelican Doritos again!"
by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 6, 2022
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