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Divid

A divid is a commonly hidden word among elite corporations.
It's what you call the sums of money of enormous profit cut up and split between the shareholders.
"Those fucking cunts are working out the divid of the money they laundered through that fucking bullshit hoax, and fuck the cigarette companies aswell as the united nations"
"Greedy zionist motherfuckers"
by unworldly June 26, 2020
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Divide

The act of splitting one's peen in half so you can wrap it around another peen
Bro, I divided that guy so hard last night
by FroggerDodger69 October 10, 2022
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Divided desire

The desire for another while committed to someone else
I love my partner, but i’m starting to have divided desire because of a new hire at work.
by Khaotika December 1, 2023
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Peanut divider

The thin dark line splitting the scrotum nearly in half rather cutely.
The man’s peanut divider hung in front of her gaping mouth.

What’s wrong with your nuts man?

Nothing bruh it’s just my peanut divider.
by Carly shayyy November 22, 2023
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Divided by 2

When somebody says they cute and you say this word it means they are ugly
The girl said she was cute and then boy said Divided by 2 and hurt the other girls feelings.
by Divided by guy May 25, 2019
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They're trying to divide us!

Anything that isn't incest cult = division.

Retard "They're trying to divide us!"

Hym "Oh? Are we a team? What are we going to do about my broken down car?"

Retard "That's not my problem."

Hym "Ok. So in what way are we together?"
Retard "Huh?"

Hym "You said they are trying to divide us. What does that even mean?"

Retard "We have to stick together or they're going to divide us!"

Hym "Yeah, stick together to do what?"

Retard "To stop them from dividing us!"

Hym "What's the difference between us being divided and us being apart? Like... What happens to me and my broken down car is we're together?"

Retard "That's your problem!"

Hym "Right, yeah, you said that already but... You see how us being together doesn't mean or even do anything right?"

Retard "They want to make my son a girl! And that's going to divide us!"

Hym "I don't give a fuck about your son being a dick-girl. He's- She's fine. That's not an actual problem."

Retard "China's gonna getcha!"

Hym "China is collapsing under the weight of it's own tofu dreg. That- I'm not worried about that. I have to walk to a job I hate that doesn't pay me enough to pay my bills and I literally created A.I. and I'm the greatest producer in the history of humanity."

Retard "Russia is... Bad."

Hym "They want to join Nato or get Ukraine back. They're fine. It's fine. A charlatan is coopting our politicians."

Retard "They're dividing us though."

Hym "It's- You aren't getting it. For us to be a team you need to participate in my life on some level. If you're not going to participate there is nothing to divide."

Retard "But they're trying to divide us!"
by Hym Iam August 5, 2024
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The Great Divide

The Great Divide is when something is in disagreement or war.
This term is sometimes called the equator.
The meaning of this word varies, depending on how you want to use it.
Examples of the term being used

1. Many religions claim to know what happens after we cross the great divide

2. There has never been a greater divide between the two parties.
— Stephanie Toone, ajc, "‘You are killing Jews’: Man dragged out of Trump news conference Monday," 4 Feb. 2020
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