Defiant Deposit

After a night of love making and the male wakes up rock hard and ready but is denied the morning love makin', he proceeds to rub a quick one out, shoot it on the sheets and leave immediately.

"Man, she said she was tired and hung over and didn't feel like doin' it so I had to leave the Defiant Deposit.

by Steezay July 9, 2010

making a deposit at the international bank of poo

Taking a shit.

I'll be making a deposit at the international bank of poo later this evening.

by Grant March 10, 2004

Direct Deposit

A direct deposit is made when raw doggin it with a chick and you don't pull out.

Douchecunt #1: Hey man, did you wrap it up with that chick?
Douchecunt #2: Nah man, I had to raw dog it.
Douchecunt #1: Ahhh.. sick.
Douchecunt #2: AND I gave her a direct deposit!
Douchecunt #1: She'll be seeing you in 9 months.

by JBento June 9, 2009

dedoid

Dedoid is the little royal baby of Scunthorpe.
He is a complete legend in the bedroom department and will most likely be the man to steal your virginity. Play safe.

Dedoid was so great last night, he sung the whole of pillow talk whilst we had sex.

by CheekyCornishMan June 14, 2016

Dedouche

The way in which douches deduce info and come to decisions. For example they must dedouche whether or not to spike a girls drink, join a fraternity, spike their hair, or wear a extra small shirt as an adult male.

He has the dumb look on his face because he can't dedouche which Nickelback cd to buy.

by CODIKITTENS May 27, 2010

DDoSPackets

The king of DDosing on twitter.

DDoSPackets ddosed twitter.com like a fucking god.

by DDoSPackets August 28, 2017

Delosantos

A fat bitch with freckles who has mastered the way of dildo eating. (DO NOT cum in her ear or she WILL get pregnant.)

Jamikel was playing a game of autistic ping pong... until one day a DELOSANTOS appeared, she chased him and shoved a dildo down his vocal chords and get made a pussy fart.

by mmmmmkysmmmmmm February 5, 2019