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G.D.M.F.S.O.B. 

"God damn mother fuckin son of a bitch! I can't move, I can't twitch!"
G.D.M.F.S.O.B. by Mike Pissoff November 14, 2003
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Delusions Of Grandeur

A D.O.G. is someone with the potential to have really big dreams but without applying oneself will end up just eating the dirt, metaphorically speaking.

A D.O.G. usually starts out very timid or perhaps somewhat of a spaz in social situations. They show all traits of an extremely bright but also very underdeveloped individual.
D.O.G. in a classroom: Dude I think I'm gonna go to college and get my AA degree or something. But then I'll want to work a good job too, I mean I don't want to flip burgers or anything like that. Maybe then I'll meet a nice girl with cute boobs and butt and go out with her and once I make enough money we'll be able to go on expensive dates and then we'll get married and have lots of babies. Hurray!

Other students: Okay whatever... (sigh)

P.E. teacher: Alright maggot give me 10 push ups

D.O.G.: But sir my arms hurt

Everyone else: OKAY JUST SHUT UP THEN PLEASE
d.o.g. by Balfdor August 15, 2006

G.D.V.D. 

An abbreviation for "Glow in the Dark Venerial Disease," which is used to describe the glowing of a cell phone used around the crotch when someone is covertly texting during class or a movie.
The teacher was showing a crappy movie and saw Allen's G.D.V.D. and took his phone.
G.D.V.D. by Jeff Uchin March 31, 2007
(In texting, IM, or statuses)

Person 1: Did you really do that?

Person 2: F.E.G.D.

(When very angry at somthing)

Person 1: F.E.G.D!
F.E.G.D. by Arson636 October 16, 2010

L.M.G.D.M.F.A.O

Abbreviation for the term Laughing My God Damn Mother Fucking Ass Off. Often used online when one can't be bothered to actually say it all.
person1: I fell off my bike today and twisted my ankle
person2: L.M.G.D.M.F.A.O.
L.M.G.D.M.F.A.O by Deans_babi_gurl September 9, 2005
dressed to kill
that outfit is g'd up
g'd up by Stephanie September 14, 2003