cruz

the sexiest mexican of them all

you see that kid hes a cruz

by daniandjalen May 24, 2017

Miley Cyrus

1. According to female Jonas Brothers' fans, the devil. Described by JB fans as a "slut", "whore", "talentless" ect.
2. A teen singer/actress. Stars on Disney Channel's Hannah Montana
3. Known for slutty myspace/facebook pictures leaking onto gossip blog websites.
4. Daugter of hasbeen Country singer Billy Ray Cyrus

Jonas Brothers fan #1: Miley Cyrus is a such a slut
Jonas Brothers fan #2: I know, I totally HATE her. She lip syncs all the time. And besides, Nick is mine
Jonas Brothers fan #1: Umm, no Nick is mine
Jonas Brothers fan #2: BITCH!
*cat fight ensues*

by Jeri Holly April 22, 2008

Cruz

A true stud who has all the ladies and is a player has a large penis as well.

YES KEEP ON GOING CRUZ

by GamingReflex June 22, 2020

Ted Cruz

Also referred to as zodiac killer is a Mexian Senator from Texas who running for US president, that is also responsible for a string of murders in Northern California during the late 60's

"Ted Cruz is speaking at my school Today, I'm going to ask him why he killed between 30-45 people in the 60's "

by TheIllusionist June 6, 2016

Cyrused

The act of fooling somebody into going to the "You've Been Cyrused" website. Usually through means of deception.

Me: "Dude, check out this site!"

Larry: "WTF, this is Billy Ray Cyrus!"

Me: "You've been Cyrused!!"

by dustinyo November 3, 2010

Ted Cruz

Accidentally liking/sharing a porn post on social media.

"Ah man, I just pulled a Ted Cruz with that MILF stepmom video.

by TeddyCruzZodiac June 3, 2019

Ted Cruz

An alien trying to pass itself off as human.

"Hey Nancy. What was the name of that old movie with all the Ted Cruzes?" "I believe it was Invasion of the Bodysnatchers dear."

by Puppychup August 8, 2019