hog cycle

Hog cycle is a specific kind of clash royale deck, it is the gayest deck ever and is just stupid, it takes no skill and is broken. If you use it you most likely think that sucking another man's dick is fun because that's all you do, so please if you use it go jump off a bridge.

Go fuck yourself 2.6 hog cycle.

by Clash royale definitions June 20, 2021

keen cyclist

Someone who doesn't ride a bike at all, but has one in the shed / garage from years ago (usually with flat tyres, rusty chain and seized up components).

Always used by someone objecting to / complaining about any cycling infrastructure, to try to give credibility to a selfish argument or point of view.

I'm a 'keen cyclist' but I don't want these cycle lanes in front of my house.

by Brownhorse August 17, 2021

Keemstar Cycle

The Act of Lying then getting on twitter and starting drama with others,Having your behavior Backfire On You. then acting like you are the victim,after that you or the person doing the keemstar cycle Repeat thus completing & giving the name of the Keemstar cycle its name. Done first by Daniel Keem

Daniel Keem had a breakout and started the Keemstar cycle

LeafyIsHereFan:Did you hear about what happen to keemstar? he had a mental breakdown

PyrocinicalFan:Uh oh. must be the keemstar cycle time.

by periroast September 3, 2016

cyclocross

A previously obscure, esoteric type of bicycle racing sport originating in Europe in the early 1900s. In cyclo-cross, cyclists ride a modified road-style bike through a technical course, generally off-road, and occasionally dismounting and carrying the bike over unrideable obstacles. Cyclo-cross originated as a way for riders to continue off-season training and to improve bike handling skills by encouraging riding in horrid winter conditions. Modern cyclo-cross is a huge spectator draw in countries like Belgium (it is arguably the Belgian national sport), and is one of the only forms of cycling in which the spectator can interact directly with race participants by offering "hand-ups" (often beer or food or even money) to racers. Heckling of racers is actively encouraged. Cyclo-cross has made great inroads into the USA in the last decade with many local race promoters offering cyclo-cross races and race series, with many highly-ranked US racers competing in the World Championships in Europe. It is growing rapidly in popularity as an alternative to high-speed, often dangerous road-style racing and spectator-unfriendly mountain bike racing, with lower top speeds and less dangerous terrain. The best cyclocross races are often non-serious affairs with racers in loud costumes with decorated, often silly-looking bikes.

Bob: I'm thinking of racing cyclocross this year.
Andy: Don't think about it. Just do it. It's like a mud run mixed with a time trial.
Bob: Dope.

by AaronAG2R August 27, 2013

Cyclary

The rarest name you'll ever hear. Only one person in the world is named this because it's made up by the parents.

Let's name her cyclary. A name no one has had.

by Cyclary November 6, 2016

Cyclo Maniacs

10 people in costumes having a bicycle race through a climate/biome that makes it difficult to support life

News: a mysterious group has been seen riding bicycles all over the world near volcanoes, deserts, tundras, and even on asteroids
Me: Haha, look at those cyclo maniacs, riding bikes just for our stupid amazement

by ♥🗺☠ January 9, 2021

Cyclo Maniacs Championship

20 people in costumes riding bicycles on the moon

Me, the host: and now, introducing, the Cyclo Maniacs Championship. The winners of the previous cyclo maniacs races will races their bikes on the moon, without a spacesuit

by ♥🗺☠ January 9, 2021