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cuntmeister

what a complete cuntmeister.
by backsacandcrack December 18, 2010
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cuntcore

Cuntcore (aka: Cuntrock) is a genre of female driven music founded by front woman Vain Jayne of the She-Devils (formerly Baby Jayne), circa 1997. Originally, the definition in essence, was a humorous play on the term "Cock rock". As the band developed the term carried over with the band's name change in early 1999, and the She-Devils were now defining a new genre of music while taking stance against the Riot Grrrl movement.

A former Riot Grrrl herself, Vain Jayne dropped from the scene after experiencing first-hand sexual discrimination against her male bandmates and the failure to respect individualistic differences when the She-Devils were invited to play the 1999 Riot Grrrl Convention in Memphis, Tennessee.

"Riot Grrrl embraced a whole new feminist movement by promoting equality between the sexes in the male-driven world of rock-n-roll. In later experiences I discovered this was not the case at all. Riot Grrrl is just another name for male-hate, female driven angst. While the original intentions were good ideals, the truth to the situation is quite ugly and fell far from it's expectations.

I now understand why reputable bands such as Hole, Babes In Toyland, and L7 refused to be lumped into the genre. While I realize that there may be some out there who truly believe and uphold these ideals, the majority does not. I strongly urge any self-proclaimed "Grrrl" out there to re-think their position and involvement with this group." Jayne said.

The She-Devils were the first band to be published under the newly founded Cuntcore genre as recorded in the Midwest Music Directory, and Nil8 member Bruce Williams' Orange Juice Records, in 2000. Soon after, a plethora of girl bands started popping up screaming "Cuntcore" as their new feminist genre. After releasing their debut cd, "Drugtrash", the She-Devils felt that is was time to step back and begin getting more serious about their music and in doing so dropped away from the genre it created. Today you will find girl bands, and oddly enough some male groups, using the definition.

"I'm not happy how it ended up being manipulated. It was as if these new bands coming into the genre twisted Cuntcore back into the direction Riot Grrrl was headed. I will not be responsible nor to blame for a group of angsty females with an unfounded case of male-hate. I'm not a feminist, I am an equalist, and that was what it was all about." Jayne said. "It was beautiful while it lasted."
Cuntcore is a genre of female driven music aimed towards Equalism.
by VainJayne.Com November 7, 2008
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cuntmuffin

a person that is annoying and doesn't know it, so they keep talking to you
"Will your such a cuntmuffin"
by superbong25 February 20, 2004
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cuntdown

1. A list of girls to sleep with, which you count down until you've slept with all of them

2. Alternative to Bitch Fight or Cat Fight

3. As two words (cunt down), what you yell when a girl at a party passes out
"How's the cuntdown going Jeremy?"
"5 down, 6 to go"

"Look out yo there's bout to be a cuntdown in the parking lot"

"OH SHITTTT CUNT DOWN!"
by that'srightiactuallydidit April 10, 2010
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Cuntfortress

1) Someone who is so antagonistic, negative, closed-off, and just overall cunty that they are physically and mentally exhausting to be around. You can identify a cuntfortress when you would rather chop your own dick off than listen to one more whiny comment about how "everyone here is fucking lame" or watch them pout and generally bring the entire vibe down while they adamantly refuse to enjoy themselves.

Often seen whining at their friend/significant other about how much they want to go home because they aren't having fun when in fact, they are Fun Black Holes, sucking in all potential fun and excitement out of the room and into their vortex of insecurity and despair. Even attempts to include the cuntfortress in on the fun will result in excessive eye-rolling and insults at your expense. Often these hateful comments and negative facial gestures are all a cry for attention, which will quickly run dry when everyone begins to realize that they will always refuse to enjoy themselves because being a sullen bitch gets them more attention.
A: Dude, last night's party was awesome! Except for John's girlfriend, she was being such a fucking cuntfortress the whole night and refused to have any fun no matter how many times we tried to include her. Why even bother going if you're going to be a fucking downer all night?
by JVC Like The Electronics Brand September 5, 2013
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cuntionality

1. The functionality of a cunt.
2. The functionality of a system if used by a cunt
The functionality of this system is to process customer orders in a timely fashion. If used by John, the cuntionality of this system is to keep John in a job when he should have been fired a long time ago.
by Nickhuge December 9, 2014
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cuntmunity

A small town or city that seems to be almost entirely populated by cunts.
I can't wait to leave this place. All the people here are miserable, gossiping bitches. It's a total cuntmunity.
by cuthbertallgood May 15, 2014
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