Cuntfortress 

1) Someone who is so antagonistic, negative, closed-off, and just overall cunty that they are physically and mentally exhausting to be around. You can identify a cuntfortress when you would rather chop your own dick off than listen to one more whiny comment about how "everyone here is fucking lame" or watch them pout and generally bring the entire vibe down while they adamantly refuse to enjoy themselves.

Often seen whining at their friend/significant other about how much they want to go home because they aren't having fun when in fact, they are Fun Black Holes, sucking in all potential fun and excitement out of the room and into their vortex of insecurity and despair. Even attempts to include the cuntfortress in on the fun will result in excessive eye-rolling and insults at your expense. Often these hateful comments and negative facial gestures are all a cry for attention, which will quickly run dry when everyone begins to realize that they will always refuse to enjoy themselves because being a sullen bitch gets them more attention.

A: Dude, last night's party was awesome! Except for John's girlfriend, she was being such a fucking cuntfortress the whole night and refused to have any fun no matter how many times we tried to include her. Why even bother going if you're going to be a fucking downer all night?

Cuntfortress by JVC Like The Electronics Brand September 5, 2013

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016