Canada

1) Where 14-year-old girls can walk home alone at 11:00pm.

2) Where Smarties and Tim Hortons live

3) Place where snow may fall in the Summer

4) Hella great place. :D

Pass me a serviette because I spilled my Poutine (Nastiest thing ever, by the way) on the Chesterfield!

by A Canadian August 6, 2004

Canadas History

A depraved sex act which involves inserting the stanley cup in to a womens ass. Then soaking your penis in maple syrup. Sticking the maple syrup up her vagina. then takeing your maple syrup soaked penis and comencing to throat fuck the women all while humming "oh canada"
Thanks stephen colbert

guy 1: you know that Rachel girl?

Guy 2: yeah.

Guy 1: dude i gave her the complete canadas history last night!

by That fatguy February 4, 2010

Canadaphobe

A person who is ridiculously afraid of the country of Canada and its people. Aka, a loser.

Friend 1: Hey wanna go skiing in Canada?

Friend 2: No way man, I'm a Canadaphobe!

by Pink Ranger (Canadaphile) November 17, 2010

sleep country canada

a canadian mattress store with an unforgetable jingle

Singing - "sleep country canada, why buy a mattress anywhere else?"

by girl1981 July 21, 2008

my girlfriend who lives in canada

"My girlfriend who lives in Canada" is a lie invented by hundreds if not thousands of geeky high school boys who can't get any dates and don't want to appear pathetic. The geek will take pictures from magazines or the internet and pass them off as the "Canadian girlfriend". The "girlfriend can also be a spy, cowgirl, model, whatever.

This is also the name of an Avenue Q song about the same subject.

"I have a girlfriend who lives in Canada."
"You fucking liar."

by Ben Friesen May 13, 2005

Canada

1) A country that is hated by few others.
2) A country made up of mostly Hockey lovers, but every country has their sport.
3) A safe, beautiful, mostly uninhabited place that has it's own currency, which is worth less than the United States' but cheaper merchandise is around the same price anyway.

I'm glad I live in Canada. Now excuse me while I go watch the game.

by Cybio November 18, 2003

Canada

One of the Best coutry in the world to live, though a bit cold.

If Australia, Canada and New Zealand were put together you wouldn't have to set foot outside for the rest of your life.

by R.Mulligan August 24, 2004