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cubicle

A life and soul draining "room" where you spend far too much of your life. Often creates amazingly strong urges to either drink heavily or hang yourself. "Walls" make you think you're in a real office. You try to personalize your cubicle as much as you can to stave off the inevitable insanity which will result in not only the cubicle but also the workload which often comes with it.
Me: I had to spend the whole day in my cublicle.
Friend: You need booze. Here's some beer.
by Grim February 8, 2004
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chubick

The hole created when a really really fat guy's penis is completely swallowed by his fat.

Coined on the Frosty, Heidi, and Frank radio program, out of 97.1 FM in Los Angeles.
"That guy's so fat he has no dick, just a chubick."
by Henry Jennings May 31, 2007
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cubian

1. The prey of a lesbian cougar or mountain lion.
2. Young innocent lesbian that is attracted to older women
3. Lesbian that hides in her cubicle at work because she recieves a lot of "attention" from her male coworkers.
1. I'm gunna find me a 20-something cubian tonight.
2. Older women just know how to please me better than any of these cubians that are my age.
3. Sue never leaves her cubical whenever Jack is in the office. She is turning into such a cubian.
by E. Sweet November 1, 2009
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cubit

A colourful square-shaped device that involves two or three Mixels to merge. If two Mixels merge, it's a Mix. If it goes wrong, it's a Murp. If three Mixels merge, it's a Max.
Flain: Let's mix with this cubit!
by Eggy543 June 19, 2019
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cubicle farm

Like a real farm, except where you normally have pigs and cows wandering in fenced-off pens, you have white-collar drones wandering (mentally) in walled-off cubicles. Every so often, the (farmer) boss comes by to harvest the fruits of the farm, whether they are eggs, milk or TPS reports.
On a clear day, the neat rows of cubicles at PathETech Inc. seemed to stretch for miles.
by Zip September 3, 2004
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curic

The standard unit for measuring human excrement. One curic is approximately 2.5 pounds.
Randy broken Bono's record with 8.5 curics.
by Eric Conway December 4, 2007
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cubicle

Confining structure containing just three walls, as the designers saw to make them so restrictive the person sitting in it adds the fourth wall in their mind.

Cubicle dwellers are often starved for any and all types of human contact and often peek out of their cubicle at the slightest sound of activity. A loud enough activity will resonate a "prairie dog" position from the cubicle dweller, poking their head over the tiny little glass partition.

Locations of the most Minesweeper and Solitaire activity than any other place in the entire world.
When walking through a grid of cubicles, one often feels their very life getting sucked out of them.
by TheVoiceOfReason June 30, 2005
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