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Crunchy Granola Bar

A noun used to reference a very attractive granola guy. They are most often found in states like Colorado, generally in the mountains, at co-ops, or canvassing for the Green Party. A Crunchy Granola Bar is a vegetarian, if not a vegan, and usually buys from local organic farmers.
Beth: "Have you met Kasey's new boyfriend Brandon?"

Heidi: "Oh that Crunchy Granola Bar? I heard he just moved here from Denver."
by deltacircle August 2, 2010
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Crunchy Ass Birdhouses

When your friends are being some crunchy ass birdhouses
"you guys are some crunchy ass birdhouses"
by iswearimnotjustin July 8, 2020
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coco-crunchy-k

the worlds greatest breakfast cereal.
a perfect combination between coco pops, special k and crunchy nut.

originally made by the man/legend colm o'sullivan
guy 1: dude, whats that?!?
guy 2;its coco-crunchy-k! a mix between coco pops, special k and crunchy nut.
by the bear and the fox March 18, 2010
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number cruncher

1. an accountant or any one else who works with numerical data

2. a computer that can solve many problems at a fast rate
The number crunchers work harder than the rest of the company.
by Light Joker January 1, 2007
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Stay Crunchy

An informal farewell at ones departure

The phrase is used interjectionally to or by one departing. The phrases origins come from a source that will remain nameless and their love of random words being put together to make phrases that make no logical sense but sound like they should
Sam: Aight yo, I'm out

Max: Aight cool man, stay crunchy

Sam: Aight cool... Wait what?
by GENX001 December 15, 2009
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Kiddy Cruncher

A Synonym for Kiddy fiddler. More commonly known as a Paedophile or nonce
That man touching kids. He's a kiddy cruncher
by Anonymous Legend July 31, 2019
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indian pizza cruncher

When a hindu sticks a pizza roll up anothers ass hole until it cums out of there dick and there partner sucks it out and shoves it deep in there scrotum until they can't resist any longer.
I met an indian pizza cruncher and I got super erect
by Reginald Summers December 1, 2017
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