A noun used to reference a very attractive granola guy. They are most often found in states like Colorado, generally in the mountains, at co-ops, or canvassing for the Green Party. A Crunchy Granola Bar is a vegetarian, if not a vegan, and usually buys from local organic farmers.
Beth: "Have you met Kasey's new boyfriend Brandon?"
Heidi: "Oh that Crunchy Granola Bar? I heard he just moved here from Denver."
Heidi: "Oh that Crunchy Granola Bar? I heard he just moved here from Denver."
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the worlds greatest breakfast cereal.
a perfect combination between coco pops, special k and crunchy nut.
originally made by the man/legend colm o'sullivan
a perfect combination between coco pops, special k and crunchy nut.
originally made by the man/legend colm o'sullivan
guy 1: dude, whats that?!?
guy 2;its coco-crunchy-k! a mix between coco pops, special k and crunchy nut.
guy 2;its coco-crunchy-k! a mix between coco pops, special k and crunchy nut.
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2. a computer that can solve many problems at a fast rate
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The phrase is used interjectionally to or by one departing. The phrases origins come from a source that will remain nameless and their love of random words being put together to make phrases that make no logical sense but sound like they should
The phrase is used interjectionally to or by one departing. The phrases origins come from a source that will remain nameless and their love of random words being put together to make phrases that make no logical sense but sound like they should
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