crunchyroll and tongue-punch the hole

How weebs end up catching feelings.

This kawai girl came over to watch some anime. We ended doing Crunchyroll and Tongue-Punch The Hole. I think I'm in love.

by Rev Ocho April 8, 2019

muffin cruncher

A female who prefers muffin to schlong.

She doesn't seem to like guys; I think she's a muffin cruncher.

by seymour heines February 26, 2008

Carpet Cruncher

someone who eats pussy

dude ur a carpet cruncher!

by xXxemodancerxXx December 9, 2008

The Crunchatizer

The act of stuffing Cap'n Crunch into a female's frontal sex hole and giving her shitty pleasure palace a "milk enema." The male then gives her oral from one hole to another interspersed with brief bouts of first-base until both partners have gotten a well-balanced breakfast.

"Are you hungry? Do you want to go get a bagel?"
No, I gave my neighbor The Crunchatizer last night and I'm still full."

by Tiquante Jones July 11, 2010

Crunchwrapped

Good to go; ready; fully prepared.

"We're all crunchwrapped. Time to hit the road."

by KozySpike February 11, 2010

Salmon Cruncher

an Alaskan lesbian

I was in Valdez for work, and the salmon crunchers were everywhere!

by Snarkopotomous July 16, 2015

crunchtastic

adj. Fantastically crunchy. A marketing term used only for the best of all high-calorie snacks.

My God, THIS is what passes for crunchtastic these days?

by BBQ Platypus November 3, 2006