crumpet butt

a small little British butt

Kate Middleton's sister has a crumpet butt

by Madephanie and Stedeline October 11, 2011

crumped out

To flake out on plans with your best friend.

My boy and I was gonna hang out Friday but that fucktard crumped out on me.

by Zombieeaters December 7, 2012

Crumpin Off

The act of shamelessly pleasuring ones self in the bathroom at your place of employment. If you’re good enough for a stall you’re too good to be Crumpin Off

“Did you hear dean was Crumpin Off?”

“Yeah dude was beating his dick at the urinal.”

by Neil Cicierega August 11, 2018

crumper

Crumper is a derogatory term used against british people. It comes from the word crumpet (= someone who eats crumpet), following the stereotype that british people eat crumpets.

"This guy has a funny accent. I think he might be a crumper."

by rxzpxtxn September 14, 2020

Crumpet humor

Long, drawn out jokes funny because of it’s awkwardness.

I would like to get into Crumpet Humor but I don’t know if it’s my thing

by HimmyNeutron123321 October 29, 2022

Alge Crumpler

The vagina of an 83 year old woman.

Your grandma has a dusty Alge Crumpler.

by sswn, tlhe October 13, 2009

Cock Crumper

When the girl you are having sex with is doing the work on top and once your D*** falls out of her P**** (while you still have a boner) she sits on it and it bends backwards in an uncomfortable position.

Dude I was Screwing your mom last night and it went horrible! She is such a cock crumper!

by Happy A tha Clown October 20, 2009