cronk

To become empowered, or stronger than normal

That boy got all cronked up for that game, he murdered them.

by Steve Dave April 17, 2005

Cronk

A history teacher who can only be described as a true ANIMAL. A man who fears no one (except for the borkowski) and is superior to us earthly pigeons. Do not confront it or attempt to call it an animal as it will become aroused with anger. It is a teacher by birth, animal by decision.

John: Wow! that guy is a true Cronk!
Bill: Ya I know, everyone seems to respect him with fear
John: Yes, just don't disturb him in his natural habitat

by The Animal Tamer September 24, 2011

Cronka

To be overly inflated about yourself; to act as if you're cool, when in reality, everyone knows you're just a lame ass; trying to impress people around you by making yourself more important than you actually are

She is so cronka when she walks by her ex-boyfriend, but everone knows she never actually dated him.

by Galaxy Defenders-not. September 28, 2008

Cronk

A cronk is a person who repeatedly exhibits chronic offense behavior - such as irresponsibility or laziness

John: This is the fifth notice of late payment we have received from the insurance company on Jim's policy in six months.

Jen: He's such a cronk

by Mike Landmark October 20, 2008

cronkers

to be a fat retard, often used to describe pedophilic woman beaters

damn this guy weighs 500lb and is touching up a little girl, must be cronkers!

by Rodagave115 June 26, 2021

crounk

a slang word devised from the words cooch and junk that is used to refer to the female genitalia. First used by T. Jenkin

"She has a dirty crounk"

by rimmer January 21, 2003

cronk

Cronk is the term used to describe an outstanding but pissed off game player, who, for reasons unknown, is having a bit of an off day

Ah cronk :(

by AB_Drax July 7, 2003