Cultivated by Tom in the welsh valleys during World war 2 evacuation in his school days, this is the act of getting two lesbians behind a bike shed pecking at one another’s clitorises whilst the male runs circles around them flapping their arms squawking and throwing his ejaculation into the air, whilst Two bouncing grannies watch and tut from a distance.
Some people like to feed bread to seagulls, I like to throw ejaculate at them hence the crippled seagull
by Welshytom June 12, 2020
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lame person because they don’t follow crippledgrandfather on tiktok or instagram : no because i’m lame
lame person because they don’t follow crippledgrandfather on tiktok or instagram : no because i’m lame
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That one thing people love to do to get conversations out of context. Boomers and non boomers alike.
Though all these people are dumb and asses and manipulative shits.
Though all these people are dumb and asses and manipulative shits.
Actual conversation:
A: How old are you?
B: I'm 18
A: Are you sure?
B: Yea
A: *Proceeds to send picture*
Cropped screenshot conversation:
A:*Proceeds to send picture*
B: "OMG THEY SEND A MINOR NSFW PICTURES OMG OMG. AND I TOLD THEM I WAS UNDER 18 OMG"
A: How old are you?
B: I'm 18
A: Are you sure?
B: Yea
A: *Proceeds to send picture*
Cropped screenshot conversation:
A:*Proceeds to send picture*
B: "OMG THEY SEND A MINOR NSFW PICTURES OMG OMG. AND I TOLD THEM I WAS UNDER 18 OMG"
by Torteee March 1, 2021
Get the Cropped screenshot mug.When you run up to a crippled person and ejaculate into their eyes and yell “GET CREAMED!” as you walk away because they are just sitting there helplessly blinded by your cum.
by CheesyPeens August 28, 2021
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Tyler- "Isn't the Sun a planet?"
Jill- "Oh my gosh Tyler, you didn't just say that."
Tyler- "what?"
Jill- "Nothing you're just being a total Crippled Cody."
Jill- "Oh my gosh Tyler, you didn't just say that."
Tyler- "what?"
Jill- "Nothing you're just being a total Crippled Cody."
by I'm Kinda Donkey September 18, 2021
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Chris is now a crippled ass mf because he didn’t want to look like a bitch in front of the coach and his friends.
by lillbodybenz October 15, 2021
Get the crippled ass mf mug.Crippled redhead is by far one of the strangest creatures out there. It lives on a couch. Has a bird. And has a swollen big toe. This creature often gets bullied by a blackhead for its insane toe.
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