Lara Croft

Lara Croft, played by sexual deviant, Angelina Jolie, is the biggest Mary Sue in movies today, besides Uma Therman in the Kill Bill movies.

Person #1: Did you see that scene where Lara Croft gives the shark an imperiously disdainful look and then punches it in the noes?
Person #2: Yep *bored voice* it was one of her stellar Mary Sue moments.

by Peaseblossom85 July 15, 2006

Croft

A poor attempt at "fixing" or upgrading an airsoft gun. Factors include poor workmanship, unsuited materials, assumed skill, & lack of tool control. Work & new parts may not as stated.

"Be careful, you might croft it"

"I may have to break out the dremel & do some crofting."

"His gun was totally crofted, wires hangin out!"

by hotstryke April 1, 2009

Parker Croft

The amazingly crazy talented actor who plays Felix the Lost Boy on the TV show Once Upon A Time.

He also played Elliot in the independent film Falling Overnight. If you haven't see it yet you should!

Parker Croft is such an amazing actor!

by KimmyD0912 November 23, 2013

Lara Croft

The most badass female character ever who has bigger balls than most millennials nowadays. She’s badass, athletic, and smoking hot.

The best actress to play Lara Croft is Alicia Vikander.

by Darth Something May 16, 2018

croft steady

a skateboarding / hip hop crew from swindon trying to keep the CROFT, STEADY!

person 1: hey who are them guy?
person 2: they are croft steady! they roll deep blud!

by croft steady October 16, 2008

craftsplaining

when someone walks up and explains how to do a craft project without being prompted

I was working on a beaded lava bracelet when joanna walked up and started craftsplaining it to me, sheesh!

by subtletee September 19, 2019

crofty jambone head

To have a head like a christmas ham.

Jeff - Hey whats that over there
Dan- thats james croft

Jeff - oh i thought it was a lost christmas ham

Dan - no thats just his crofty jambone head

by G_meister November 23, 2019