Crofted

The art of killing of a beloved character just for the hell of it.

OMG. I cannot believe they crofted Terry Dingleberry. He was my favourite.

by Alex Greed December 28, 2019

Lara Crofted

Lara Crofted is when you get impaled by an object

Oh my god! Call an ambulance, I just got Lara Crofted !!

by alpetergriffin April 7, 2021

Out Crofted

When two girls both go to a fancy dress party dressed as Lara Croft, however one wears it much better thus the other is Out Crofted.

First brought about by Imogen.

Hey did you see Katie and Emily both came as the same person tonight?

Yeah! But Katie got way Out Crofted!

by Imogs September 25, 2013

crofter's

The only jelly I'll put in my belly

Person A : What's the best jelly brand?

Person B : Crofter's

Person C : Smuckers?

Person B : F A L S E H O O D

by Sir. Sing-a-alot May 17, 2019

Daniel Crofter Effect

An effect in science discovered by Daniel Crofter where 2 objects have certain interactions with each other. These interactions can be a variety of different things. Many values of objects can change based on the Daniel Crofter Effect.

"Hey have you heard of the Daniel Crofter Effect." - guy 1
"Yeah don't they teach it in middle school?" - guy 2
"Yeah they do." - guy 1

by xxx_swagmastertommy2210_xxx November 9, 2020

Crafted

For one to have a feeling of utter and total retardation via intoxication or inebriation imposed by ones close friend or foe - with or without thier consent.
Verb: craft {“i will craft that crap out you!”}
Verb: crafting {“sup!?” “Yeah nah - bita crafting going on with turts”}
Adj: Crafted {“Oh mate- you look crafted AF!}

Fitty: (Laying on the sticky carpet floor)How the did I get this retarded tonight?
Turtle: You’ve been f@$king crafted , you dumb ass!!

by Furtley May 30, 2018

Croated

Some one who is a console underated goated free agent player and the y play sixteen hours a day. On a good day they play 20 hours. And they drop out of high school as a junior.

THESE KIDS ARE FUCKIN CROATED! OH YOUR CROATED AS FUCK. OH FUCK THIS KIDS CROATED AS SHIT.

by Jiff Gat0 April 27, 2019