Crated

To get fired, to completely fail, to get kicked out, or to get ejected from an event. Goes back to “clearing out your desk” phrase managers would say in the 80’s cubicle farms, where the fired employee would be given a milk crate to empty out their office deck stuff into, and be escorted out by a security guard from the job, taking only their office desk stuff in a milk crate with them.

Heard that Jax got crated last night! OMG no not crated from the party 😟.

by Crated September 30, 2021

get the crate

means just do it no matter the consequences.
derived from the game worms where crates may have weapons or may be booby trapped.

steve:shud i ask out carla?
max: yeh fo sho
steve: what if she says no?
max: just get the crate steve

by Maximouse bradley August 16, 2008

Peanut Crate

This term is used to describe a woman who acts like she can keep a secret. When in reality she wants to tell everyone and stir the pot.

Hey in cannot believe that peanut crate told you that. I said it in confidence what a dick.

by Vick Duffy August 11, 2018

Ammo crate

Fruit

I got the Ammo crate, time to eat

by Ammo Crate June 11, 2020

Crate daydo modie

When you masterbait or are getting head

She gave me the ole crate daydo modie

by Yesmamsir July 28, 2022

Crate Paper

An alternative to toilet paper used in parts of Europe to wipe your butt.

That person has been using crate paper to wipe their bloody butt.

by The RONA Wigger October 12, 2023

Crate Kicker

Someone that purposely goes out of their way to make another feel like they have no reason to be here.

It would be quicker to hire a crate kicker.
You can count on me to kick your crate mate!
When in doubt kick a crate out!
Mate have you tried the crate fish?
Life can be great if you just kick a crate.
Who needs mates when you can kick crates!
Crate's R Us.
Come down to your local rec centre to get lessons in crate kicking.
When your feeling low give us a call we will kick that crate from under you no questions asked.
Hire a mate to kick your crate! But only if you want it!
If you've been getting alot of hate, we'll kick your crate!

by Bootlugger June 23, 2024