tub crapper

When a person gets too large for a conventional toilet bowl and has to crap in a bath tub.

I bet that fat dude is a tub crapper

by smollenkopf October 3, 2008

Crapped out

Exhaustion at work or school due to excessive socializing and partying on evenings or weekends.

Nikki isn't allowed to have friends over on weekends anymore because she gets too crapped out for school on Monday.

by urbanstreetsofparma September 25, 2006

Love In The Crapper

When you wake up in the morning with a sensation in the pit of your stomach causing you to feel as if you are in love however if you then proceed to take a crap you revert to feeling absolutely fine.

Dude, i woke up in the morning and i felt like i was in love with Jane but i went to the shitter and now there is Love In The Crapper

by MisterP93 March 2, 2009

Crapperie

A great website about the life of the great Marquis Dupre. (www.crapperie.com)

The Crapperie has great articles about Douglas.

by Douglas Page March 2, 2005

Crappercash

The amount of money that is theoretically earned while taking a poop at work.

Mate, I just earned 5 big ones in crappercash, and by the way I wouldn't go in there for 20 minutes or so, it stinks!

by Zombleton Smith January 4, 2017

The Crapper

An amazing automatic device that can let you take a crap anywhere you put it! Wow! How deluxe!

"Crap on, *clap clap* Crap off *clap clap* Crap on crap off, The Crapper!" New at StereoDustParticles, its The Crapper! Never worry about trying to take a crap in the woods again! Only $14.99.99.99.99.99 and 99 cents at your nearest location. (Warning: Does not come with instructions on how to use. Figure it out yourself, ya lazy bastard.)

by Timmy73OnYoutube January 26, 2021

cream crackered (sex edition)

It's where two men are carrying someone while fucking them in the ass, without a condom, and cumming inside.
(Hopefully you know what a Sugar Wafer looks like. or filling up a doughnut with something like mayonnaise or something)

Friend 1: Guess what I did with (Blank) the other day!
Friend 2: I'm scared what did you do
Friend 1: We cream crackered (sex edition) (Insert male/female name here).
Friend 2: W....what does that even mean??
Friend 1: It means you creampie someone in the ass while holding them up.
Friend 2: What is wrong with you two

by Mew_Thing April 23, 2021