face-capade

A person who leads an entirely different life in the real world than the happy little one they portray on Facebook.

Her Facebook status says "Jane Doe took the day off tomorrow because my awesome hubby is taking me car shopping for a hybrid! I just need to do my part to help the environment!" but in reality her marriage is falling apart, her Suburban was just repossessed and she lost her job at the mall because she slept with her bosses boyfriend, what a Face-capade!

by The Steng March 11, 2010

Crapadoodle

Usually used by random parents saying utter garbage in front of their kids, and trying to blur it out. It's all fun and games until they find out what their parents have been saying.

Lizzy- CRAPADOODLE!!! My knee! goddammit I'm getting old.
Random Child- Mommy? What's a crapa-
Lizzy- Uhh.. GO TO YOUR ROOM.

by IamtiredandIrequiresleep September 21, 2023

crapalistic

An expression to define your uber crappy mood.

How was your day?

It was crapalistic. Thanks for asking!

by ruit beer May 18, 2005

crapdamner

1.a person who is a master of all things crapdamnish
2. a person who is full of crap

1. Wow, Savannah is the all-mighty crapdamner

2. Dude, look at that ugly crapdamner

by Rebekah Rivers September 4, 2008

crapanolla

1.a word i made up just means crap but sounds funnier
2.crap that is spreadable

You smell like crapanolla!
would you like some crapanolla on your toast?

by chubby-chubbkins August 28, 2007

craparama

A event that was supposed to be fun but, turns out bad.

Wow wasn't that a craparama, I thought they were good.

by Nookie Mc D October 12, 2007

Crapality Show

Reality shows that are nothing but crappy examples of the human condition.

I was watching that Crapality Show, "Real Housewives" and I noticed they all are generally too bitchy to be that rich.

by Stephen McCormick April 22, 2009