Cranking

Crying and wanking at the same time.
Cranker; a person who cries and wanks simultaneously because the object of the wank either hates them or doesn't know they exist. Can be male or female.

'Yeah John's so in love with Jane and she doesn't want him so he cranks over her all the time.'
'We walked in on her cranking it was the most pathetic thing ever.'

by joanneandellen December 12, 2010

cranking

To get ones head down in the office, beaver away, work hard and push on.

Allan, stop talking shite and get cranking

by Phil McC September 17, 2008

Cranking

(1) Going out and having a big night, usually involving the heavy consumption of alcohol and/or illicit substances. Possibly originating from surfer boy slang. Used heavily in New Zealand.Synonomous with Raging.

(2)Using/Doing/Going to

(1) You cranking tonight? You should cos the girls are going out , and they've got this fit Argentine mate with massive cans

(2) You cranking that party/the rugby/that top

by Andy721 May 31, 2006

Crankington's disease

The act of Cranking down so roughly and vigourously that the entire body goes into a jerking fit that resembles the shaking symptoms of Parkington's disease. Crankington's disease effects all age groups, and the results can be catastrophic, even resulting in loss of ability to crank.

Yages was cranking down so hard in the bathroom that he can't stop himself from shaking, hes got Crankington's Disease!

by Choad and Derse January 2, 2017

cranking the gears

To drive something; make something happen; run the show

Underneath the corporate veil, cranking the gears, aren't moneys, robots, or artificial intelligence, but people: managers, employees, corporate executives, and shareholders. -- "UNSCRIPTED: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Entrepreneurship" by MJ DeMarco

by LBRT August 1, 2017

Craning Frasier

When Kelsey Grammer masturbates.

I'm sorry Niles I can't help you, too busy Craning Frasier.

by ClockWorkWarren November 12, 2017

Crantinking

The process of failing to define a specific action, so you invent a word and submit the definition in hopes it becomes a real word.

Person A: The process of T-cell maturation in the thymus is crantinking
Person B: That's not a word
Person A: It will be once Oxford Dictionary get back to me so don't be so crantinking

by TyJMW October 13, 2020