crater crotch

someone whose vajajay is so big it is like a moon crater

He: I would bonk Melinda, but her crater crotch is so big I would fall in!

by DonAmBe July 31, 2009

Booty Craters

Booty Craters is when someone has cute dimples on their ass

"DAMN GURL, YOU GOT SOME GOOD ASS BOOTY CRATERS BACK HERE!"

by Kondai April 7, 2020

crasterbate

to cry while masturbating or vice versa

"Its valentines day and i don't have a date, i am just going to go home and crasterbate"

by keifer May 8, 2008

crasterbate

To masterbate furiously while streams roll down your cheeks

"Dude I hear ben was crasterbating so much after Bridgette said no to him for homecoming" "Yeah dude, I hear he crasterbated around 20 times man"

by A2thlex November 30, 2007

crater face

(cray-ter fayse);one whose head may be deeply impacted by one of a somewhat larger force (acne, meteor)

wow, if i was as ugly as you crater face i think i would just cut my *@#$ off.

by sgt. synonyms April 27, 2006

Craternova

This is a man who looks as though he's been shot in the face with a shotgun from non-lethal distance. He has more divots in his face than a muni golf course, however, he is a smashing hit with the ladies. Almost always sporting a Goatee to hide some of the carnage he is witty and self proclaimed to be hung like a skoal can (not a lot of length, but excessive girth).

How does he do it? He's a regular craternova with the ladies.

Yo, look at him, he had to be a zit popper. I bet he's a real craternova.

by Hot Dizzle May 2, 2008

Crater

ADJ: To destroy significantly, to leave a crater where the thing used to be.

Dude the WTC got cratered!

by anon5105 December 3, 2010