crabbing

When a crab decides to inflict itself (perhaps, it's aura) upon someone. To crab them up.

I'm crabbing you up, man!

by Patrick Mescall February 17, 2003

crab

243 4 life ATL still livin....5 popin 6 droppin all day every day.. fucking crips
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....sooo respect all us bloods crab ass niggas

wud up crap wut up wit that bitch ass blue

by Light^Red atl243 April 18, 2005

crabbing

Profusely talking out of your arse. Exaggeraterating ability and knowledge of any subject. "Giving it all that".
Stems from the joke "A crab walks into a bar...."

Don't let me on the stella boys - coz the last time i was on it i absolutely battered this lad....
I could have played Division 1 football.
These are prime examples of "Crabbing It"

by Will January 16, 2005

crab

verb. relating to chinese buffets, when one consumes large quantities of food (often seafood) and then proceeds to throw up back into the buffet car.

"if you eat that king prawn fried rice, i bet you'll crab"
"mate you better not crab, that would be properly sick."

by buffetmaster March 1, 2009

Crabs

A crustaceous creature contracted after stealing an underaged girl's "P" at camp. You may think your cool at first until you begin to take on crab-like characteristics. Bubbling at the mouth, a redish coloration of the face, and even super-human aggression. The only way to rid these from your nutz is to stand on the bow of a boat while making a thrusting motion into a high powered fan.

John thought he was the shit after being called a pedifile at summer camp until he realized he had crabs all up in his ass.

by summercamper April 19, 2006

Crabs

A creature from the sea that makes its way to happy beach goers privates and attacks them with their snippy things. Snip snip. Snippity snip. Can be passed on through sex and the use of pubics. Hightly visible through clothes and other items to hide your bits due to their vast size. An STI with a purpose :)

Man: Alison whats that crawling up your leg?

Alison: Oh shit im getting crabs.

Man: Shit no sex for me, I have pubic.

by Wabbz June 23, 2008

crab

1. A small ungodly creature that claims millions of innocent lives each year, such accidents are due to the assumption that crabs are innocent little critters that we eat. WRONG. Crabs are the devils own henchmen.
Also see Crab Battle

Snake:Nggh! It's some kind of cave demon!!!
Operator:No! It's a Kenyan Mangrove Crab. Kill it with your knife for a ration.
Snake:It broke my knife!!! It's coming to kill me!
Operator: What the fuck!? That's impossible!
Snake:Nggghn! CRAB BATTLE!!!!!

by Mudkipz April 30, 2007