double coyote

after performing the coyote to get away from a nasty woman (chewing off your arm so as not to awaken her) you have to chew off your other arm so that she won't immediately recognize you.

by bill clinton November 7, 2003

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Coyote

"singing dog" This wolf like canine occupies most of North America, they have become a problum in urban areas due to thier feeding habits.

The coyotes call can be heard over the hill, bring in the cat so they dont get it.

by J August 31, 2003

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double coyote ugly

It's like the definition for the phrase coyote ugly, except you know that the chick is gonna be looking for a one-armed man, so you have to gnaw off your other arm.

"She's DOUBLE coyote ugly, man, why'd you pick her up?"

Note: This definition came from and idea by "Teh Devil's Advocate" (his pseudonym on this site).

by jewpoints December 12, 2004

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(context- it is well known when a coyote gets caught in a trap, it will gnaw its arm off to free itself).

When somebody wakes up and gnaws off their arm or hand to escape a one night stand who was viciously ugly.

My friend Don always carries gauze and tape with him in case he meets a coyote fuck- (adj.)

by jz83 August 24, 2008

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Silent Coyote

Only the most amazing hand signal ever to be thought of. Made by placing thumb, middle and ring finger together while index finger and pinkie are pointed outwards to form a coyote who is silent and who doesnt give a freak.

Dude 1: Hey what should we dude? I like so toats bored.
Dude 2: I dunno, we could "silent coyote."
Dude 1: Yesh! Thats so freaking fun. SILENT COYOTE! (both dudes do silent coyote and have the best day ever)

by Hbla November 11, 2011

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