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Cuttlefishing

The Female version of teabagging.

To hover one's private lady parts over the face of an unsuspecting male.
"O my God! Cassie, look at Jeff. He has fallen asleep"
"Oh yeah! Time for some cuttlefishing..."
by Wirey_Squirey November 29, 2015
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cottenhead

A girl acceptable to hook up with while intoxicated
but not acceptable to bring home to mom, go out on a date with , or allow to keep clothes at your house
cottenhead :that drunken girl you wake up to and are like WTF happend last night
by randompatrick August 22, 2009
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Corporate Cuttlefish

A person, typically lacking principles and/or integrity who demonstrates duplicitous behaviour in order to climb the corporate ladder, contradicting their true thoughts/beliefs in the process.

Similar to the male cuttlefish that has been observed swimming between a female and a rival male displaying different messages to both of them. On his left half, the one the female could see, he flashed zebra-stripe courtship colours to advertise his interest. But on his right half, facing the rival male, he flashed the mottled colours of a female. As far as the competitor was concerned, he was swimming next to two females, oblivious to the act of cross-dressing/seduction going on right next to him. The cheater, meanwhile, prospers.
Look at that group of corporate cuttlefish brown-nosing management's latest harebrained initiative.
by Janonamouse March 8, 2021
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cattlelate

verb - to process, to preprare for eating, based off the general concept of turning cattle into hamburger.
"Time to cattlelate these cows so we can eat them!"

"I cattlelate PS2s so I can feed them to my Xbox and GameCube!"

"Player Bob was cattlelated by Player Slimey!"
by Can Not March 15, 2005
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cattle prod

Put on wool socks and have your girl bend over. Shuffle your feet on the carpet to build up a charge so that the tip of your penis shocks her as you enter. Pull out and repeat. In the dark you can see the spark.
Tell your Dad thanks for buying new carpet because it was great for giving your mom the cattle prod last night.
by shpecky4 October 25, 2009
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Cotten headed ninny muggings

Is an insult to make the audience stare and question what you said. In other words a really akward and funny insult.
LMAO :
OMG! your a freaking Cotten Headed Ninny Muggings!
by Jemmy Zombie Barton February 18, 2010
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Cotten Mouth

when smoking excessive amounts of marijuana and your saliva looks like you have rabies, followed by symptoms such as the "lamb voice".
by Gabstaaaa & Kelso DHUE June 2, 2007
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