Cortney

Cortney, a woman that will shake your foundation when you meet her. She is the type of person that makes everyone feel welcome. She has no enemies only friends. Cortney is kind and loving. Cortney is the type of person that you can’t help but be around. She is sweet and loving. If you are one of the lucky One to love her back then the your world will be better for it. If by chance you are a guy that get to put a ring on a Cortney’s finger thing you have accomplished something people have only dreamed about. For a Cortney is not easy to impress. But if you are lucky then she will be yours forever no matter what happens you have a teammate for life.

Man- what’s that one girl that makes everyone feel amazing.

Friend- that’s cortney.
Man- that’s right! She is the best!
Friend- yeah, someday I will merry that girl.

Man- you will try!

Friend- I have already done so.

by Eggshire December 16, 2017

pre-scrotal cortex

The limbo between one's ass and balls.

My pre-scrotal cortex itches.

by Dr. Scrotaxion March 15, 2012

cortland weiner

a weiner of a tall blonde hollister wannabee small weiner guy!!!

beanstalk beach boy with drunken weiner sticking out a "cortland weiner"

by @er905 April 24, 2010

Cortney Jog

When your in P.E and you don't really feel like running//jogging, so you kinda speed walk. But you gotta put a hop in your step and a bounce in your hop.

You can't Cortney Jog alone.

My bestfriend isn't at school today!.. Now I gotta find more lazy people to Cortney Jog with..

by realsnoopdoggstandin October 21, 2010

cortlandese

The spoken language of the natives of Cortland, Ohio that only comes out after midnight, usually on weekends, and ironically after more than a few beverages are consumed. There are many different forms of it, but they all stem from the same roots. Special note: Only other Cortland natives can pick this gibberish out of a crowd of hundreds and understand the conversation.

Cortland native #1 "Gahh, turkey take it, gobble, gobble!"
Cortland native #2 "Contagion and a mushroom potato cloud!"
random guy "They must be speaking cortlandese because I have no idea what they just said."
Cortland native #3 "bawwh, berkabecka. Tell me, does this smell like onions?"

by Iluvpotatoesandsodoesyourmom March 23, 2012

Cortesed

Being pushed to your limits and a bit further

(a pleasant ass-kicking, if you will)...

Have you been Cortesed lately?

by Party Force August 17, 2016

cortayvius

A sexy man who is loyal and if he’s dating you you’re really special cause he will take his heart out for you he’s always there to give relationship advice and to bring you up

I think I like cortayvius he’s sweet kind and funny

by Snap:tayongang🤣 April 26, 2019