Schrodinger's Cornball

A person who makes corny jokes and decides whether it was ironic or not based on the reactions of the people around them

Person 1: "Guys I'm gonna be BIG CHUNGUS for halloween"

Person 2: "bro you're so corny"

Person 1: "I was being ironic"

Person 3: "Schrodinger's cornball amirite?"

by escuato. October 8, 2025

Cornball

Cornball is when you try to act cool, but you don’t.
Lyand2025 from chess.com is a very good example.

PFFTTT-
He still plays grow a garden because it’s "good".
such cornball.

by stixystix October 8, 2025

cornball

a really corny person that fails to make you laugh.

that was not funny, you're actually a cornball

by Didnt K n o c k Her October 25, 2025

Cornball

Great at sex and funny. Probably a good bartender too.

“You hear about that Rick’s bartender?”
“Yeah he’s a fucking cornball bruh.”

by Terrance McGee November 15, 2025

Cornball

Holden.

Holden's a cornball

by yguyevfbwefqererg November 25, 2025

cornball

the guy named catmacabre that sounds like he swallows silicone and is a com boy who thinks he's funny but has 0 friends whenever he joins a lobby

wow that's such a cornball!

by thighholder December 3, 2025

Cornballed

Past-tense verb of Cornball. Used to describe when someone becomes a cornball, or when someone behaves in the act of cornballing. Can also be used as a past participle.

BenJammins cornballed as soon as he made gifs of himself of gifs mocking him.
"I'm pretty sure nobody laughed bro. You cornballed hard out there."

by Tbblobnoern December 14, 2025