Continge

Verb. To plan ahead for likely future developments.

Spanish authorities have begun to continge in the Catalonia secession crisis

by Lownico October 9, 2017

contingency

A state that begins with paradox-as-a-value (null point) and ends in gradualism (linear time).

Contingency naturalizes (processizes) as a meta-state (self-paradox), self-actualizes as a null value (paradox-as-a-point), and emerges as a phenomenon (linearism (curve)).

by tomorrowtomorrow January 15, 2019

shit-coating

1.)...a state of falsehood with any possible outcome/situation, to the point to where it seems that someone is lying all of the time and spewing nothing but fountains and rivers of bullshit.

2.) someone who just absolutely HAS to lie about any and everything.

chick: "i missed you babe, it felt like you were gone forever"

dude: "...wow!!! and now you're shit-coating it!?"

chick: "what are you talking about?"

dude: " my friend saw you makin' out with 3 different guys in the same week...and he even took pics....fuck you!!! it's over!!!"

by Enforcer Black April 7, 2010

creepy copping

the act of making direct eye contact with someone, then looking at that person's dick while they watch you, then again, making eye contact with that person, usually while giving a look of satisfaction. this is usually performed to establish dominance or making that person feel as uncomfortable as possible.

"how was your night, sweetie?"
"swell. I looked at this dude, then at his dick, and smiled at him"
"sounds like our grandson is quite the pro at creepy copping! aww! *pinches cheeks*

by glasthsesdpa January 10, 2013

copeing

the plural of cope. copeing is the act of reacting mad / being soft.

Soft person: You are a f*cking fascist!!!!
Ultra-Based: Stop copeing kid.

by Data69 August 8, 2021

Robo-coping

The act of walking awkwardly with stiffness in your legs akin to that of iconic 80’s character Robo-Cop.
This usually happens the day after exercising after having not done so in a while.
Other causes may include not stretching properly, or sitting down in an odd position for a long period of time.

“Hey dude why are you walking funny?”

“ Went for a jog for the first time in ages last night, now I’m Robo-coping”.

by joffish August 4, 2010

Couting

Everyone knows what couting is because it's just one of those things everyone knows. It's basic knowledge.

Jeff: What's couting?
Mike: You know what it is.
Jeff: No I don't.
Mike: Yes you do, just think everyone does.

by Non-couting July 27, 2011