kyle colton

A Kyle Colton is usually a sexy beast. He is loved by everyone, and also envied by his humor and good looks. He is a great baseball player as well.

Omg, did you see that guy? Almost as sexy as Kyle Colton!

by GenuineLister November 3, 2015

Colton

To smoke the entire bowl at once, in a group setting.

"God DAMN IT! He Colton'd the green!"

by Kmoon44 October 22, 2017

colton

The kid with the HUGE penis.

That guys almost as big as Colton!

by Mrs Truthful October 24, 2019

Colton Stadnyk

A toxic kid who hates himself and all other people. He is attracted to chickens and birds. He has gotten rejected several times by a turkey named Martha.

Look at that weirdo, oh wait, that's just Colton Stadnyk

by 12StepKid May 23, 2019

colton

A loving, outgoing, possible scene kid, usually loveable, happy, surprisingly buff, gets mad easily, possibly bi-polar, would make a PERFECT relationship partner, good with spelling, smart, loving heart for anyone, is very attractive, a little self-fish, very stylish, creative, funny, open minded, has many talents, brave, trustworthy, never lets you down, is strong-willed about most things and is the best kind of guy or girl you could EVER MEET.

I'm never going to get over being a Colton. :)

OMG, Colton, why aren't you my boyfriend?

by Colton Rothert June 1, 2011

Contour

A word used to greet or insult a fellow brother. A guy who says stupid shit.

Your a contour man.
That was a contourish move.
Bradley Woo.

by Bradley Woo May 6, 2008

Cookold

A culinary inadequate husband who accepts his wife is a better chef. she is allowed to bake anything she wants and the husband usually sits there and watches. If he's lucky he'll get to link the plate when she's done. ;P

Doug had the food preparation skills of a little boy and his wife Jill was always hungry. His choice was get a divorce or become a cookold. Jill now makes the best souffe.

by philbobaggins October 26, 2016