A toxic kid who hates himself and all other people. He is attracted to chickens and birds. He has gotten rejected several times by a turkey named Martha.
Look at that weirdo, oh wait, that's just Colton Stadnyk
He is really cool and all the best looking ladies love him. He is intelligent and wears a backwards hat. Haters like Riley are jealous of this awesome boy. He is also an awesome friend. :)
