When you are so excited for something that you actually have contractions. This occurrence happens with both genders and will typically cause intense butterflies in the stomach and jumping up and down.
by Hue555 January 12, 2019
Get the Excitement contractions mug.When an individual needs to urgently pass a stool with no restrooms in sight leading to contractions of the pucker from resisting the urge to soil ones pants.
Man, I was stuck in traffic and desperately needed to go number two. It was so urgent that I experienced pucker contractions like when you use a muscle stimulator. Thankfully, I found an offramp and a restroom at a gas station.
by Mr. Dirty Thumb August 1, 2025
Get the Pucker Contraction mug.Hebrew word-contractions can save time when asking follow-up questions, such as, "Jew have a chance to think over my business-proposal yet?" Juts be careful who you say it in front of, though, so as not to offend anyone with affiliation or beliefs in Judaism.
by QuacksO April 10, 2019
Get the Hebrew word-contraction mug.The contraception dab is a technique with which one can prevent impregnating his sexual partner.
The male will loudly exclaim "yeet" whilst dabbing, and will then shove his wiener into the anus of the partner.
Once the male ejaculated into the butt of his significant other the contraception dab is completed.
The male will loudly exclaim "yeet" whilst dabbing, and will then shove his wiener into the anus of the partner.
Once the male ejaculated into the butt of his significant other the contraception dab is completed.
Hey man i wanted to have sex with my girlfriend but didn't have any protection on me.
Being the nice guy that i am i used the contraception dab! Her sphincter broke though.
Being the nice guy that i am i used the contraception dab! Her sphincter broke though.
by Vlozh March 1, 2018
Get the Contraception dab mug.1. A combination between the words "congrats" and "congratulations". Usually used to show apathy for another person or thing.
by Side Burny’s August 29, 2020
Get the congrations mug.by PlayCraftedLands November 18, 2020
Get the Contraception mug.When the girl wants babies but not the guy, but to please her, he still uses no condoms.
Sike, he disconected his balls.
Sike, he disconected his balls.
"Are you serious? You want a baby too?!"
"Yeah baby, anything for you"
(Disconects his balls)
"Hehe, not today fam, lemme source contraception."
"Yeah baby, anything for you"
(Disconects his balls)
"Hehe, not today fam, lemme source contraception."
by Dedzi March 3, 2020
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