consanance

when a girl has extremely hard nipples that they break through her shirt.

Julia's and Megan's consanance's were so hard that the busted through their shirt.

by lucajamesalexjoeryangavincodyjoed January 17, 2008

consensual text

consensual text describes a mutual textually satisfying relationship between two consenting adults.

Jim: Man!!! That's the 7th text you've received in the last five minutes...isn't that a bit too intense?

Mike: No, I like it. It's just consensual text.

by MikeBus November 21, 2010

Consolences

Sympathy for a person who has a different video game console than your own.

Friend 1: "Oh, you have the Xbox One? My consolences."
Friend 2: "Shut up dude."
Friend 1: "I'm just saying I feel bad for you."

by AerPilot November 5, 2013

consoled

A form of making out, always in a car, over the center console. Usually, this happens because a girl is too prude to take it to the backseat in the car. This action almost always results in sore ribs, because both people rub their sides against the console while kissing.

Cooper's ribs were very sore after being consoled by Suzy. She's such a prude.

by EL_GOAT July 13, 2017

The Last Great Console

SNES - Super Nintendo Entertainment System.

Person 1: Still playing The Last Great Console?
Person 2: Never stopped.

by Mystery Man January 28, 2003

Consoliable

The greatest thing since portable cheese wallets.

Guy 1: Consoliable?
Guy 2: Quite.
Guy 1: Indeed

by Sparten90059 September 26, 2008

Consolation Success

Consolation success or a consolation achievement is when you put a lot of effort and concentration into achieving something or getting better at something, and only after you've tried for so long that you begin to give up, do things start to "work out" for you. Often, it is more of a slap in the face than a happy acquisition. The consolation comes in giving you your success only because you worked yourself so hard that you gave up and life begins to feel sorry for you. God's way of playing keep away perhaps.

"After so many years in the movie business and his involvement in tonnes of great films, Christopher Plummer only received his first oscar in 2012, at the age of 83. That consolation success must feel more painful than if he retired with no award at all."

by cursedkid March 31, 2013