The ultimate in shoe deception. Con-cons are shoes that have been produced in the exact same style as the famous Converse All Star, but do not have any affiliation with the Converse company and therefore do not carry the converse all-star logo. The product is always strikingly similar, and on many occasions almost identical to the originial converse shoe in shape, design, proportions, and stitching. There are two main differences between con-cons and the genuine converse all-star. Firstly, as mentioned before, the trademarked converse all-star logo is not printed on side of the shoe. Secondly, the cost differs to a great extent, as con-cons are usually only sold at large department stores like K-mart or Target, but are sometimes seen at clothing stands at weekend markets. There has been an increase in the production of con-cons in the last few years, in an attempt to cash in on the 'emo' and 'scene' fashion trends. Con-cons offer the simple emo or scene individual an alternative to spending $90.00 on genuine converse all stars.
Scene guy: "Check out my new Converse all-stars, I have eight pairs now"
Emo girl: "They look just like my trusty con-cons"
Scene guy: "Yeah, but they're fake and therefore I am cooler than you"
Emo girl: "Fake they may be, but with the hundreds of dollars I have saved from purchasing these knock-offs over the years, I have purchased tickets to Soundwave to see Silverstein"
Scene guy: "I can't afford to go to Soundwave..."
Emo girl: "They look just like my trusty con-cons"
Scene guy: "Yeah, but they're fake and therefore I am cooler than you"
Emo girl: "Fake they may be, but with the hundreds of dollars I have saved from purchasing these knock-offs over the years, I have purchased tickets to Soundwave to see Silverstein"
Scene guy: "I can't afford to go to Soundwave..."
by Ob-scene February 15, 2009
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Conquering is the art of masturbating in unusual places. To conquer an area one must blow thier load while masturbating there. The area is only conquered if orgasm was reached.
Person 1: "Yesterday I conquered the front office at school"
Person 2: "Yeah well I conquered your bedroom while you were sleeping the other night"
Person 2: "Yeah well I conquered your bedroom while you were sleeping the other night"
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1. A very addictive game played mostly by morons.
2. No-lifes buy pixel items and get their e-penis growing by doing that.
3. Eggys make the servers over-crowded with their population.
4. Little lazy fat kids annoy and spam you all the time
1. A very addictive game played mostly by morons.
2. No-lifes buy pixel items and get their e-penis growing by doing that.
3. Eggys make the servers over-crowded with their population.
4. Little lazy fat kids annoy and spam you all the time
People from Egypt commonly known as Eggys, show rare rudeness combined with an extraordinary amount of idiocy and that combination causes lethal amount of annoyance.
"Should I ever try/play this Conquer Online game you're talking about?" "NO, NO and once again NO!!"
"Should I ever try/play this Conquer Online game you're talking about?" "NO, NO and once again NO!!"
by PC-Man April 27, 2009
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ODer: *pushes in harder* OH YEAH!!
Troll: HEIL HITLER!
ODer 2: 123 for sex!
Pedophile: Hey, any young girls want to meet up and play Roblox together? I can show you my MeepCity house!
Meanwhile, a sane person finds that scented cons game, joins it, leaves in disgust, and reports it to the Roblox admins.
Troll: HEIL HITLER!
ODer 2: 123 for sex!
Pedophile: Hey, any young girls want to meet up and play Roblox together? I can show you my MeepCity house!
Meanwhile, a sane person finds that scented cons game, joins it, leaves in disgust, and reports it to the Roblox admins.
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