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Dodge Ram Conversion Van

A versatile vehicle that can easily be A: converted into a "love lounge" or B: converted into a kidnap-mobile........either way, it's a good idea to stay away from them at night.
My friend John got carjacked a few months ago, so he went out and bought a used Dodge Ram Conversion Van. Now those suspicious pedestrians avoid him like the plague.
by DefinitionByIllustration April 1, 2009
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confusion

Complete misundertanding of a persons words, thoughts or actions or heard or seen. Usually resulting in embarassment, laughter, hatred, fighting(be it words or weapons), and in some cases, attraction.
I was in a state of complete confusion when I entered the church and saw the devil raping kids.
by Schnatz June 27, 2005
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concussion

What eric lindros gets every time he steps onto the ice.
Commentator1: and another big hit by stevens...slamming lindros to the ice....

Commentator2: all of his brain cells have just left the building.
by ArchDevil July 26, 2004
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Russian Concussion

A Russian concussion is when you splooge into someones ear while their sleeping, and tape it up. Then when they wake their equilibrium is all off quilter like they had a concussion

For added fun, you can combine the moment by shaking it all up so the person is that much more confused.

Also filling both sides earns extra point for the "double Russian concussion"
"We all laughed hysterically as the soccer team gave Sheldon a Russian concussion after he passed out in the library"
by Seven87 January 16, 2006
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Conversion therapy

Conversion therapy is a form of brainwashing usually done as a religious practice to '' pray away the gay'' and is totally unethical and cruel. one of the more common methods is associating the gender they are attracted to with a certain thing they dislike and should be a banned thing.
by anonymous March 21, 2021
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Confession Pit

A hole that one digs in the snow, in order to sit down in it and confess one's deepest secrets. A practice that is common in eastern parts of Norway.
John just dug a confession pit. He told me he likes fat chicks.

Mike just dug a confession pit and told me that he regularly preforms intercontinential necrobeastiality.
by John Bucake December 7, 2011
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confessional

A type of one on one, consisting of a close-up shot of cast members talking directly to camera. Confessionals are used to provide narration, exposition, and commentary on ongoing action within the show. They present cast members in isolation, providing a sense of intimacy in which emotions may be close to the surface.
She was smiling in his face, but was talking smack about him in the confessional.
by thatonestraightupgangsta July 23, 2019
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