cave collapse

The prevention of a woman from having sex with another woman. Similar to cockblocking, but applied to the lesbian persuasion.

"We collapsed Delia's cave like water in a salt mine. Dyn-o-mite!"

"I was about to score with this real hard dike from the city. Tattoos and the like. But, Davey fucking waltzed in and bricked up my cave like I was a dead Jesus or something."

For all the kiddies out there. Don't cockblock. Don't cave collapse.

by Navarond August 19, 2008

epic collapse

what the new york giants do against the phillidelphia eagles

the giants suffered an epic collapse in the 4th quarter againts the eagles giving up 28 unanswered points

by tikibobby December 20, 2010

Will the economy collapse soon?

UD Jews, I’ve been having a feeling that something bad and really big might happen soon. I’m not imagining things, am I?

I wonder what will happen

Will the economy collapse soon?

by Death Menace December 12, 2022

collapadated

collapsed/collapsing and outdated.

John: Look at that house, it's falling apart.
Mary: It's collapadated.

by jargon86 August 11, 2014

Collapsaurus

A collapsed overweight (or obsese) person due to prolonged, excessive physical activity. A portmanteau of the words "collapse" and "saurus" originating from various dinosaur species.

Exhausted from the steep ride up to the TV tower at Mont Pèlerin, she stopped her bike and face planted onto a field of dandylions, like the collapsaurus she was.

by PetiteSaucisse October 28, 2021

Relief Collapse

When one is done jerking off in another room when people are in the house, the Relief Collapse is the refreshing flop onto your bed in a haze of post-nut clarity with the relief that no one knew you were masturbating.

Tyler: Man, the relief collapse makes the post-nut high even better. Just gets all the worries out.

by Spriiing May 30, 2020

collapsible M-com station

when playing Battlefield Bad Company 2, either in Rush or Squad Rush, you can destroy the M-com Station by collapsing the building that contains the M-com

useful tools include: Mortar strikes, grenade launchers, and C4

gets the opposing team angry because they cannot do anything about it

Dude i was playing BBC2 and there was like 4 collapsible M-com stations....we won really quickly

by SonicDethMonkey July 8, 2010