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Insert Coin Syndrome

The delusion that you have control over the situation, when its clear to everyone else that you are clueless.

Reminiscent of playing car racing video games in shops when you were a kid with no money, but still vigorously manipuating the steering wheel and enjoying the ride, as the text "Insert Coin" flashes continuously.
DUANE: "C'mon guys! One big push and we'll all get this last bit done!"

MARK: "Why's Duane from management holding a clipboard and talking at us? We all know what we're doing and we're ahead of schedule anyway. He's just justifying his payrise."

JOHN: "Nah he's not that clever, he's got insert coin syndrome."
by heavypettingzoo October 22, 2009
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RiCK_420 coined the word fagolette today.
by RiCK_420 May 21, 2005
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coiniseur

(KOYN eh sewer) A person who is unable to distinguish between the best of something and the most expensive of it; a connoisseur of the costly
coiniseur: "When I was in New York, I tasted the most delicious hamburger. It cost $120!"

regular human: "You're a real coiniseur."
by CreativePotato February 23, 2008
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coinkystink

Coinkystink is when two people expel gas, or "fart" simultaneously.

Alternately, it can also be when two people rush to the bathroom to poop simultaneously.
"Who farted?" "We BOTH did! COINKYSTINK!"
by stinksy February 16, 2010
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Shannon Coin

A very slutty, fake, and unattractive women with no friends that constantly tries to hang out with her boyfriend for atleast 12 hours a day for atleast 5 days out of a week. She will try to alienate her boyfriend from her friends and family and is obnoxious to those people. She also agrees with every single thing he says no matter how stupid and wrong and will have no regrets about it. She is also a cheap person that will usually own one jacket and buy all of her clothes from shoppers world and/or walmart.
Jack: Yo bree you and Steve wanna chill tonight

Jeff: Nah I can't, steve's with that Shannon Coin and shes not going home till like 11:30

Jack: Hasn't she been over their since like 9 in the morning

Jeff: Yep, usual saturday
by J Dubbs69 December 30, 2011
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Coincitext

When you and your buddy that you're chatting with/texting send something similar to each other at the same time.
Man I can't beleive we came up with the idea about burritos for dinner at the same time! COINCITEXT!
by d$$$money March 10, 2011
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COINK

Coink - is a cow merged with a pig.
Oh my god! Look at her, she is such a coink!

She is a such a cow c but oinks oink like a pig!
by Arabella Cullen July 14, 2011
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