cocksmoker

One who slices up another's penis, and proceeds to put it in a marijuana smoking pipe and smokes it.

Joey: "I'm gonna smoke your cock, bro. Becuase I'm a cocksmoker"

by Nigpunisher July 7, 2009

cockchafer

A work shift while one is standing and walking about that lasts for more than twelve hours.

My manager had me work from open to close today, that was a real cockchafer.

by belphegor September 5, 2012

cocksmoke

a long, skinned, black man's penis, smoked in a smokehouse and stuffed with the finest tobacco

a conniouseur's dream

cocksmoke?

i'd love one.

by dirty sanchez July 24, 2003

Cocksmoker

The act of lighting one's pubic hairs on fire, while sucking on their penis.
Origin, mid-2007, English.

Oh God, you're such a cocksmoker.

by Peter Shaw the G master February 12, 2008

Cocksnake

A word used to describe anyone who is far beyond the "douche bag" status. A person who slithers & lives in anothers underwear. A total brown noser.

Bob is a real cocksnake. He has been in the boss's drawers trying to get that promotion.

by idrum6969 January 21, 2009

Cockslave

Someone who is unreasonably persistant at defending a video games potential flaw, or a video game in general, even when all evidence is stacked against them.

E.g. getting smug and condescending when somebody criticises the update patterns of a game:

"Personally I've no objection at all to waiting and I just love surprises so I hope they don't tell us what's coming with future releases. :steamhappy:"

How it would be used in a sentence:
"Chicken is such a cockslave, why is he even defending that gameplay mechanic when he's only just started playing the game?"

by bighomiemood January 2, 2019

Cocksalesman

Being such a huge cocksucker, that you should be lisenced to sell it.

"WOW, that guy who just came in was a HUGE cocksalesman!"

by MaTTThomas February 26, 2008