Cockwamble

A person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements while generally having a very high opinion of his own wisdom and importance.

Dr. Fauci is a cockwamble.

by C00F May 14, 2021

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cockhandler

A person who has no mind of their own and often "co-signs" on another man's statements and/or actions. Said person "sweats" other dudes.

you only sayin' that 'cause Phil did, u cockhandler

by Frankie Needlz August 10, 2010

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cockamated

Out of whack, misaligned, screwed up.

Variation of the word "cockamamie".

Dave: Hey Diana, what seems to be the problem?

Diana: I can't seem to get the paper loaded in the printer the right way. My print jobs keep coming out all cockamated.

by Sleepy Woodchuck September 6, 2013

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Cockhair - the result of a practical joke where waterproof shoe cream is substituted for shampoo causing the victim's hair to permanently take on the appearance of pubic hair.m or said cockhair. Also known as a "Venetian"

After practice Dennis asked to borrow some shampoo, Bradley instead gave him an unlabeled bottle of Venetian Shoe Cream. Afterwards he had a head full of cockhair .

by JJSkidz February 21, 2018

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Cockamorphus

When the ejectile penis is erect and swings in circular motion causing two sins to be taken into account which leads into babies! Wanna know how? He fucks any bitch he sees! Follow me on ig; Twxvy

Damn bobby! You just pulled a cockamorphus on that bitch!

by TwxvyOnINSTAGRAM March 18, 2019

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