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Egyptian Corkscrew

the practice involving 2 guys and a girl where the two guys enter both ends, insert, and take a piss inside while uncorking/spinning/plunging around like a drill.
An Egyptian Corkscrew is like a drill unscrewing a nail in a wall.
by luvz2Bweird October 16, 2008
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Corkscrew

When you are having sex with a person (preferably girl) and you spin them around in circles so they are pivoting constantly on your dick.

Note: nearly impossible to pull off, props if you can
Jim "Hey man I was with my girl last night and we tried a Corkscrew."

Bobby "Yeah? You get a full rotation of her?"

Jim "Yeah and I added a crazy sound affect to it like i was on wheel of fortune."
by ShadowStalker16 February 19, 2009
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Cocksure

To be incredibly boastful over the size of your penis; being excessively overconfident about the size of one's cock.
When Sarah asked Jim about his size, he answered in such a cocksure way that he got that bitches pussy wet.
by Kevin R. P. July 24, 2008
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Corkscrew

a torture manuver where a male is forced to do the brain(look up definition) and a corkscrew is forced threw the scrotum and testes
If your still alive from a corkscrew your conversation will go like this. you "doc how serious was the damage done by the corkscrew " doc "you got about 72 hours two live"
by fuckedupinthehead May 29, 2010
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Corkscrew Leg

Having a penis so long it has to be wrapped around your leg, creating a corkscrew around your leg.
Jason: “Dude, did you hear about Timmy, he has a corkscrew leg.”

Jimmy: “Yea man, his dong is 74 inches long.”
by Chief Boiardee February 12, 2019
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Corkscrewed

Banging a chick while your dehydrated turtle head poop acts as a cork holding in the methane and fecal slurry of greasy, spicy food waste; then timing the unclenching of your sphincter with your orgasm causing the explosive release of the "cork" and the spraying and pouring of said fecal slurry wildly onto the receiver of your affection as the cum shot blast her vaginal walls.
On his cheat day Jimmy crushed a sardine pizza with jalapeños and extra cheese as well

as two dozen suicide wings; and then went and corkscrewed Angie, and that's why she's moving. He said it was great!
by Psychoee July 23, 2019
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Corkscrewed

Popping a cork out of a wine bottle and drinking the whole thing
Friend: My entire family and I corkscrewed this wine bottle last night!
Me: Sick, my girlfriend and I do that too sometimes, but I’ve never corkscrewed with my parents!
by SexLuma March 30, 2021
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