hump cating

A gentle pat of the grundle; funbridge.

Jerry was hump cating Sherry

by GrundleMonster April 15, 2014

free coasting

Used to describe a situation when one (particularly a male) purposely refuses to wear underwear under one’s pants.

Girl 1: “That guy’s dick bulge is soooo big”

Girl 2: “Meh. He’s probably free coasting”

by KDabi June 26, 2018

possible-contingent dichotomy

A successor to the dichotomy of causation and correlation that expresses the positive-normative dichotomy in terms of time itself.

The possible-contingent dichotomy argues that there are only two categories of observation: possible and acausal.

Time emerges to become the only contingency; making it the foundation of acausality.

by zanderfin September 23, 2019

Continge

Verb. To plan ahead for likely future developments.

Spanish authorities have begun to continge in the Catalonia secession crisis

by Lownico October 9, 2017

contingency

A state that begins with paradox-as-a-value (null point) and ends in gradualism (linear time).

Contingency naturalizes (processizes) as a meta-state (self-paradox), self-actualizes as a null value (paradox-as-a-point), and emerges as a phenomenon (linearism (curve)).

by tomorrowtomorrow January 15, 2019

Coasting

The game of 2+ players in which the players stand in a circle with a bottle of water and throw it to each other. The aim of the game is to make the bottle flow smoothly through the air with no sudden, jerky movements. Nobody ever loses, but players gain reputation by performing transactions with utter steeze.

Variations of the game include:
-Hardcore Coasting (with the bottle cap off)
-Freestyle Coasting (performing beautiful tricks with the bottle)
-Here comes the pain (A skill-off in which players have 4 lives corresponding to each word in the game's title. This is a similar game to S.K.A.T.E.)

Person 1: "Hey man, you wanna coast for a bit?"
Person 2: "Yeah lets try and beat our last run!"
Person 3: "Hey guys, I'm up for some freestyle coasting"
Person 1: "Sorry dude, not this time, your steeze is wack"

by AlphaMayell April 21, 2010

Coaxing it Along

A colloquial euphemism for masturbating. Invented by Grant Prusi's father.

Grant's Dad: I know what you boys are doing in there, quit coaxing it along!
Children: We're not masturbating, we're just putting suppositories up our butts!

by Grant Prusi November 23, 2010