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clusterfuck

When events spiral out of control; when two or more events occur at the same time.
My car was totaled, my husband was arrested, and I can't bail him out. Man, what a clusterfuck!
by TGob July 21, 2008
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Mongolian Clusterfuck

An event that is spinning or has already spun out of control with disatrous results.
The Diamondbacks were winning; but then they put in Byung-Hyun Kim, and the game turned into a Mongolian Clusterfuck.

or:

The Vietnam War was a mongolian culsterfuck because the politicians screwed the soldiers.
by Fatty July 2, 2003
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clusterfuck

Marine slang -- A clusterfuck was any group of Marines big enough to draw enemy fire, or several Marines close enough together to be wounded by the same incoming round. More generically, a clusterfuck was something that was all screwed up. Whenever three or more CAP Marines gathered in the open, talking or working on something, somebody was sure to call out "clusterfuck!" and one or more guys would walk away.
4 Marines were killed in a giant clusterfuck.
by RobOfDayton October 5, 2005
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clusterfuckopolis

The capital city of all clusterfucks. Many have visited. Few have returned....in one piece.
Mr B, If you keep making decisions like that, this project is headed straight for clusterfuckopolis! Do you really want to go there!?
by joe5628 July 2, 2008
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Clusterfucksterpiece

(noun) clusterfucksterpiece = clusterfuck(mass amount of fuck) master piece (mass amount of amazing)

something generally describing the outcome of an event as another even with both extremes of good and bad coming out at either all at once or over time
Well they have really good make-up sex every time they stop fighting so their relationship is sort of a clusterfucksterpiece.
by cantastic March 6, 2011
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clusterfucky

Gina would like to use her garage more but David has it all clusterfucky.
by mbm1021 January 7, 2016
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clustercuck

A cuck who watches his girl get gangbanged
Man 1: yo did you hear that Kevin got clustercucked by his girl?
by Taki Senshi October 30, 2017
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