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clonkle

onomatopoeic term for when a golf ball sits in low but loose rough. the ball is playable - but just.
my ball was clonkled in the grass.
by nebiru100 December 2, 2011
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Cloning the Woolly Mammoth

Sex act where a hairy males back is shaved then the shavings are taken and placed into a condom which the male wears during sex. After he ejaculates into the condom the mixture is poured on his partners back.
Brenda shaved my back and then I wound up cloning the woolly mammoth all over her back.
by EL TIMMAH January 5, 2012
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Clonkside

A term for a "know it all" or "smarty pants". Someone who thinks they are smart but haven't got a clue, hence the name clonkside, slightly resembling something scientific, but actually being complete nonsense.
Contrary to what he believes, he is simply a clonkside.
by Dogaron December 27, 2017
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Clonch

A last name that gets pronounced wrong all the time

It is pronounced exactly how it is spelled

So for all of you that say it like:
Conch
Counch

Clinch
Clounch
McClonch
Clonche

YOUR SAYING IT WRONG
The Clonch’s have a dog
by Basketball0535 February 5, 2019
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Clinomania

Medically noticed condition hasn’t been researched upon enough yet but it is the chronic inability to leave bed due to things like pain disorders, depression, or fatigue disorders those who feel tired procrastinate those who are truly unable feel anxious overwhelmed and debilitated by the action Or thought of getting out of bed. Not something for people to call other people lazy for
“Juls has been in bed all morning and doesn’t get up when he’s posed too on other days” “yeah I was reading something online about clinomania/Dysania I think he needs sum help”
by Julsss March 3, 2021
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Clone Drone in The Danger Zone

An amazing game where you slice robots and be a madman but is annoying as shit and you will put holes in your drywall
Friend 1: Do you want to play Clone Drone in The Danger Zone?
Friend 2: What the fuck is that?
Friend: A game that is $20.00 and makes you want to flip your kneecaps inside out because you have been doing the inferno challenge for 3 hours just to die and restart
by SunnyD is good August 8, 2021
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cloncurried

When your to cooked to understand common sense and what is actually common in the the world of a cloncurried unsensible and a few beers short of a carton type of numpty.
After I got pulled over by the police In my dealers street, and being charged for possessing a dangerous drug!!!

I thought it would be a good idea to park my car in his driveway for the night???

I was so cloncurried......
by Al ZéCruddy August 11, 2021
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