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Clonkside
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A term for a "know it all" or "smarty
pants
".
Someone
who thinks they are smart but haven't got a clue, hence the name clonkside, slightly resembling
something
scientific, but actually being complete nonsense.
Contrary
to what he believes, he is
simply
a clonkside.
Clonkside
by
Dogaron
December 27, 2017