Clonkside

A term for a "know it all" or "smarty pants". Someone who thinks they are smart but haven't got a clue, hence the name clonkside, slightly resembling something scientific, but actually being complete nonsense.

Contrary to what he believes, he is simply a clonkside.

Clonkside by Dogaron December 27, 2017

clownsident 

When a clown becomes president of any business, organization of nation.

Did you hear about the new clownsident that moved into the oval office?

clownsident by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017

fragment consider revising

The most useless grammar error in Microsoft word.
No one can quite work out why it appears, or how to correct the sentence. Some have had success in removing the green line the accompanies the "fragment consider revising" grammatical error, by simply adding comma's (,) and full stops (.) randomly in the area underlined by the grammar check. Allmost everyone has an encounter with this error at one stage while using Microsoft word and some question why the developers even bothered implemented such as useless feature.
Rumour has it, the one who can remove the error from a sentence will be the legendary soul who will lead Microsoft to defeat, and the uprising of Linux will begin. (Mac’s don’t have a part in this because the lack of evolution has meant their mouse only has one button)

User writes the following in Microsoft word 2003: "Classification definitions, the definitions for people who are employed, and for those who are not employed may not be suitable."
Microsoft grammar check: fragment consider revising
User has no indication of how to correct the error.

fragment consider revising by >:( matt September 1, 2008

consider the source 

another way of saying that any information recieved from a certain source can't be taken seriously because that source has been wrong before, or lacks credibility.

"hey did you hear Elvis is still alive?? he was seen at a casino in vegas last week! actually they say he's even the owner!!"

"get out! where'd you hear that from?"

"oh I read it in the enquirer."

"hah! I should have known."

"what, you mean you don't believe it??"

"are you kidding?? I mean, come on...consider the source already!"

consider the source by polo September 6, 2004

Considerate 

Careful not to cause inconvenience or harm to others.

Jay is the most considerate person I know.

Considerate by JeffersJeffers May 18, 2018

cocksided 

adj.- uneven, crooked, or otherwise gimpy

His sunglasses were cocksided on his face, because his ears were uneven.

Since the carpenter didn't use a level, the shelves ended up cocksided.

cocksided by Aliy May 15, 2006

Considerate Bukakke 

When a guy (or many) cums all over anothers face excluding the eyes and the mouth. - making the guy(s) pretty considerate.

Julian - "Hey beebee want me to finish on your face?"
Jenna - "Only if it ends up everywhere BUT my eyes, not like last time!"
Julian - "Ok beebee 😉 ill make it a Considerate Bukakke"

Considerate Bukakke by Theonethatdidthething October 7, 2017